Title: Ode to the Fellowship
Rating: G
Subject : Humor
Summary: Ode's written by my cousin and I about the people of the Fellowship. We added Bill the Pony in it cause we feel he was part of it and, well, he made it an even number. Five went to each of us. I got to write about Frodo, Legolas, Gimli, Boromir and Samwise. Wockly wrote about Pippin, Merry, Gandalf, Aragorn and Bill the Pony.
Disclaimer: We don't own these characters, though we, like all of you wish we did. So to sue use is useless.
Here's my set first, Wockly's will be in the next chapter. Enjoy!! You also may notice a small trend in each of them.
"Ode to Frodo"
F- is for friend, which you are to Sam.
R- is for royalty, which you are not, cause you are not Isildur's heir.
O- is for One Ring, that everyone wants but you, run boy run!!!
D- is for doomed, which seems you are.
O- is for optimistic, which you don't seem to be anymore.
"Ode to Legolas"
L- is for loyality, which you show to the fellowship.
E- is for eternal life, which you have.
G- is for girls, who all love you. Fangirls can be quite scary you know..
O- is for Orcs, that you really hate.
L- is for Lurtz, who killed Boromir and made you get all sad that that cute sad face of yours!!
A- is for arrows, that you shoot so well.
S- is for Saruon, who's ring got Isildur killed, who you are not the heir of.
"Ode to Samwise"
S- is for selfless, which you are.
A- is for always caring for Frodo, which you do, a lot, every minute of everyday. Stalker!
M-is for mushrooms, that you love so much.
W- is for water, that you almost drowned in
I- is for Isildur, who you are not the heir of.
S- is for Samwise, that's you.
E- is for eavesdropping, which is what you do and how you got into this mess in the first place.
"Ode to Boromir"
B- is for blowing the Horn of Gondor, which you do and very well.
O- is for over the waterfall, which is where you go after Lurtz kills you.
R- is for rebel, which you try to do and kinda fail in doing so cause your good side came out and then you got killed.
O- is for owning the One Ring, which you do not and try to steal from Frodo. Bad Boy!!!
M- is for martyr, which you become.
I- is for Isildur, who you are not the heir of.
R- is for ressurection, which, unlike Gandalf won't happen for you.
"Ode to Gimli"
G- is for Galadriel, whom you love, but, doesn't love you.
I- is for Isildur's heir, which you are not.
M- is for Moria, where your cousins died and just had to go into and wake up that Balrog that took Gandalf into shadow.
L- is for Legolas, your Elven-friend, who you bicker a lot with, but grow close to later on with.
I- is for intelligence, which you seem to lack.
There's all of mine. Hey, never said they'd be happy or love ones. Please read & review!!
Rating: G
Subject : Humor
Summary: Ode's written by my cousin and I about the people of the Fellowship. We added Bill the Pony in it cause we feel he was part of it and, well, he made it an even number. Five went to each of us. I got to write about Frodo, Legolas, Gimli, Boromir and Samwise. Wockly wrote about Pippin, Merry, Gandalf, Aragorn and Bill the Pony.
Disclaimer: We don't own these characters, though we, like all of you wish we did. So to sue use is useless.
Here's my set first, Wockly's will be in the next chapter. Enjoy!! You also may notice a small trend in each of them.
"Ode to Frodo"
F- is for friend, which you are to Sam.
R- is for royalty, which you are not, cause you are not Isildur's heir.
O- is for One Ring, that everyone wants but you, run boy run!!!
D- is for doomed, which seems you are.
O- is for optimistic, which you don't seem to be anymore.
"Ode to Legolas"
L- is for loyality, which you show to the fellowship.
E- is for eternal life, which you have.
G- is for girls, who all love you. Fangirls can be quite scary you know..
O- is for Orcs, that you really hate.
L- is for Lurtz, who killed Boromir and made you get all sad that that cute sad face of yours!!
A- is for arrows, that you shoot so well.
S- is for Saruon, who's ring got Isildur killed, who you are not the heir of.
"Ode to Samwise"
S- is for selfless, which you are.
A- is for always caring for Frodo, which you do, a lot, every minute of everyday. Stalker!
M-is for mushrooms, that you love so much.
W- is for water, that you almost drowned in
I- is for Isildur, who you are not the heir of.
S- is for Samwise, that's you.
E- is for eavesdropping, which is what you do and how you got into this mess in the first place.
"Ode to Boromir"
B- is for blowing the Horn of Gondor, which you do and very well.
O- is for over the waterfall, which is where you go after Lurtz kills you.
R- is for rebel, which you try to do and kinda fail in doing so cause your good side came out and then you got killed.
O- is for owning the One Ring, which you do not and try to steal from Frodo. Bad Boy!!!
M- is for martyr, which you become.
I- is for Isildur, who you are not the heir of.
R- is for ressurection, which, unlike Gandalf won't happen for you.
"Ode to Gimli"
G- is for Galadriel, whom you love, but, doesn't love you.
I- is for Isildur's heir, which you are not.
M- is for Moria, where your cousins died and just had to go into and wake up that Balrog that took Gandalf into shadow.
L- is for Legolas, your Elven-friend, who you bicker a lot with, but grow close to later on with.
I- is for intelligence, which you seem to lack.
There's all of mine. Hey, never said they'd be happy or love ones. Please read & review!!