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Once upon a time, long long ago in the distant future, there
was a galaxy amidst the Milky Way. This is a tale foretold of a crew,
brave and strong, that embarked on a trek amongst the stars prior to all
other treks that came before them. Now this crew of foolhardy icons,
knew their endless mission might not and probably would not, last longer
than the obligatory seven years. It was apparently against canon.
But as this crew set forth to discover strange new worlds and explore new
civilizations- already visited upon by idols of the future, there came
a time when they realized they needed to make a grand impression.
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If you understood the above aforementioned, than you should have no problems with the following story. But in the words of the immortal Captain Jonathon Archer...
"You may wanna take a phase pistol with you."
-Breaking the Ice