Title: WWE Reality T.V.
Rating: PG-13
Characters: A lot of them
Disclaimer: I only own the idea and not the stars. If someone else has done this story then hell I don't even own the idea!
A/N: I started this story a long time ago and just now decided to work some more on it. So Rocky is still on Smack Down in this!
I hope everyone enjoys this and I am going to make this like my project sense I have HORRIBLE writers block. I will update twice a week. This chapter is just to get to know the groups. We will start voting people off next chapter.
The Rock waited patiently for the list of super stars to gather around in the back of the locker room. He frowned again thinking about the task that Vince had signed them up for. Vince always managed to come up with the worst ideas possible Rocky looked at the group already started to settle around.
"OK, Rocky why are we here? I need to get ready to go." Taker asked.
"Slow down there Red Devil. None of us are going anywhere anytime soon so you better get comfortable. First The Rock has to say he hated this idea his self but there isn't really anything we can do about it so, here we are. Vince pulled 5 SmackDown stars and 5 RAW stars to participate in this. The Rock doesn't know who the RAW superstars are but everyone cross their fingers that old big nose won't be there. So, we all know what reality shows are and how they work of course. You usually get thrown in the middle of nowhere and have to do insane shit to survive." Rocky could tell by the looks on everyone's faces no one liked where this was going.
"Anyway, Vince is throwing us all in the same house for the next six weeks just to see what happens and its all going to be televised."
Everyone let out mumbles and groans but knew there was no way out of this one.
"That's not it. It actually gets a whole letter better!" The Rock had a very sarcastic tone to his voice.
"The house has no a/c or heater. The phone doesn't work and we have no electricity. The fans will go to the WWE website and vote someone off weekly. They will kick 1 SmackDown superstar and 1 Raw. At the end the 2 remaining superstars get to give a million to the charity of their choice. The Leader of Team Suck Squad will act as a team leader but The Rock will tell you what to do!"
"That's freaking awesome!" Kurt said with a large grin on his face.
"Great! You mean I have to do not only what The People's Chump says but The Olympic Cry baby too? This is going t be the worse two weeks of my life." Jericho added.
"Chris, The Rock will kick your stupid ass goatee right off your candy ass!"
"Whatever, junior! You can't touch The King of The World!"
"Hardy what are you looking at?" Chris asked Matt trying to ignore the look Rocky was giving him.
"1 huge moron with the stupidest goatee I have ever seen," Matt stated laughing at his self.
Eventually everyone started laughing at the oldest Hardy's comment and Chris just looked pissed. Everyone feel quiet when Vince entered the room.
"I see Rocky has gone over the rules with everyone. You have to pack light. You are allowed clothing and personal items. Kurt and Rocky get the flashlights so you all get depend on them at night." Vince started.
"Kurt can't find his own ass in the dark let alone 4 other people and a flashlight." Jericho laughed.
Kurt just stuck his tongue out and sulked on the bench.
"Chris I don't care what you think Kurt gets a flashlight. I had to because he is scared of the dark but that's beside the point. I only want to see one suitcase apiece and no more. I will check the bags to make sure no one has contraband. Oh, and you can all bring a lighter. Yes that is it just one and be glad we are letting you bring that. Well, everyone get home and pack meet me back here at 10 in the morning!" Vince smiled and walked out of the room.
All the guys started mumbling and talking amongst themselves. Kurt walked over to where Dwayne was standing.
"This should be cool, Rocky. I mean you know I am going to win right?" Kurt said.
"You wish, Jabronie, you wish! Kurt, at first we are going to have to work together. This is going to suck. The Rock and The Olympic Zero have the flashlights so everyone is going to be up our ass at night. Jericho better keep his hands away from The People's Strudel."
"I heard that, Rock!"
"The Rock is glad you heard! The Rock doesn't give a shit what you think, Jericho. Now shut your mouth!"
"Well at least I can depend on you, Rocky." Kurt said warming up to The Rock.
"Get your bald ass off of The Rock. He doesn't depend on anyone but the people. The people will get The Rock through this."
Kurt frowned and got up from the bench and walked over to let Jericho make fun of him.
The next morning all the guys meet Vince and followed him over to where they were staying.
"Vince, this house makes The Rock cringe. Look at it, there probably hasn't been a family in it in years."
"Yes, Rocky I know. You can think your billion dollar best friend for that. She helped Daddy pick it out." Vince replied.
Rock cocked one eyebrow and pulled at the waist on his pants.
"She just lost all strudel privileges!"
"Look, Rock, I don't know about everyone else but your starting to piss The King of The World off. I may have to kick your ass." Chris said annoyed.
"Jericho, you couldn't kick Kurt's ass."
"Hey what did I do? Leave The Olympic Gold Medallist out of this one!" Kurt whined.
"Eat Pie, Kurt! Jericho, suck The Rock's…"
"Boys! That's enough drop it! Shane and The Raw crew are pulling up. If anyone makes a comment about who you are staying with you will have me to deal with." Vince warned.
Everyone stood watching the 2 limos pull around the corner. The driver let Shane out first and then started opening the doors.
"Hey, Dudes what happening!" Rob said.
After Rob, Stone Cold, Bubba Dudley, Booker, and Jeff Hardy.
Everyone greeted one another and started off in the house to see what it was like.
"Vince? You could've at least giving us furniture to sit on or something." Kurt said.
"You have furniture, Kurt. I don't think it's going to hurt you at all!" Vince replied back to his whining team leader.
"You call this furniture? We got a couple of folding chairs and a card table. I vote my self off first. I'm out of here!"
"Jericho, The Rock is tired of warning your ass! He would love to boot your ass but unfortunately that's not up to him. It's up to millions and MILLIONS of The Rock's fans!
"Dudes settle down. I mean at least it's a place to stay. I mean shit I think its doable!"
Rock, Jericho, and Kurt all said together, "ROB!"
Rob just shrugged his shoulders and sat on the staircase.
"The Rock doesn't like this one bit!"
Everyone walked around looking at the place. What a dump it was.
"We have no windows? Well let's hope it doesn't rain!" Kurt said.
"There are windows, Kurt. There are just holes in them!" Taker replied to Kurt.
"This is horrible suckas. This is no way to treat the five time, five time, five time, five time, five time WCW champion!"
"Well at least you have the money!" Shane laughed trying to open the hall closet.
"The Rock doesn't think you should be here Boy Wonder. You don't even wrestle!"
"Shane is here to over see everyone. He will not get voted off and will be doing the hosting. I will see you all in a week! Have fun!" And with that Vince left everyone there.
"Dude I have a totally awesome idea to pass the time." Rob started digging in his bag for something.
"The Rock is not smoking anything, Van Dam!"
Rob shrugged and walked outside with his weed and a bong.
"We need to get settled in and everything. Believe it or not there are 7 rooms upstairs. Everyone will share a room. Your names are on the rooms." Shane said pointing everyone up the staircase.
The groups started upstairs and all cringed at the creaking noise the stairs made. Suddenly a loud crashing sound was heard and Bubba screaming.
"What the hall happened, Junior?" Jericho asked stroking his stupid beard.
"I feel through!" Bubba yelled now stuck in the stairs.
Everyone just laughed and headed upstairs leaving Bubba stuck in the staircase.
The rooms were dived up like this:
The Rock/Stone Cold
Jeff/Matt (DUH)
Rob/Undertake
Kurt/Jericho
Booker/Undertaker
"This is my yard, boy and you will stay out of it. You get the closet!" Taker said pointing out his spot in the bedroom.
"Whatever sucka! I won't be up here anyway Dawg. This freaks me out." Booker responded with his eyes bugging out of his head.
"You will respect me!" Taker said Tombstoning Booker in the floor.
Taker smiled happily and walked over to a folding chair and sat down. He grabbed a knife out of his bag and started sharpening it.
Kurt walked by and stuck his head in.
"Wouldn't that be contraband Taker?"
"What did you say, boy?" Taker yelled getting up from his seat.
Kurt yelled and ran off leaving Undertaker to sharpen his knife.
"Take that stupid Milk poster down, ass clown." Jericho said looking disgusted at Kurt.
"NO I don't have to!" Kurt whined.
"Yes you do, Junior!" Jericho yelled running off and ripping the poster down.
Kurt started crying and grabbed his Mr. Teddy and ran off with him. Jericho just shook his head and proceeded to steal stuff from Kurt's bag.
He ran past Matt and Jeff's room and stopped going in. Matt was sitting on the ground rubbing his temples and Jeff was riding the folding chair like it was a horse.
"KURT" Jeff squealed and took off after him.
Jeff chased Kurt down the stairs and tripped on Bubba rolling to the bottom.
"Damn Bubba your still there?" Kurt asked looking at the man in the stairs.
"I'm stuck damn it. Someone help me."
Kurt just laughed at him and ignored his cries for help. He walked downstairs trying to hide from Jeff.
"The Rock wants to know what in the blue hell that noise was!"
"Shut up, son it was probably just that fat ass stuck in the stares."
Rock tilted his head to one side and started laughing. "You mean that fat ass is still stuck in the stairs? The Rock wants to see this!"
Rocky walked out of the room to find Bubba still in the middle of the stairs and he was eating a pork chop.
"The Rock says that why you are stuck in the first place! Lay off the grease!"
Bubba just shrugged as Rock passed him and kept on eating his pork chop.
"Shane! The Rock wants to know where butter ball over there got the damn pork chop!"
"He is fat. Fat people have food. I don't know check his bags or something." Shane hollered back sounding like he was in a tunnel.
"Where the hell are you son?" Austin asked walking down the stairs drinking a beer.
"In the attic." Shane replied tapping on the ceiling.
"What in the blue hell are you doing in the ceiling?"
"I have no idea but that's where Casey wants me to be. Listen guys it's starting to get dark. Everyone grab their flashlights and stay close."
The Rock and Kurt both grunted and started after the flashlights. Bubba was still stuck in the stairs and Jeff was nowhere to be found.
Rocky opened his door to his room and Jeff scream in his face running out. Rocky turned around and watched as Jeff ran down the stairs and missal kicked Bubba in the head. Rocky continued muttering and grabbed his flashlight. As soon as he turned it on everyone was crowed around him including Kurt.
"Kurt you have a flash light too. The Rock says take 4 people and I will take 4 people."
Everyone agreed and with out many problems dived into small groups. Kurt gave the flashlight to Undertaker and was holding onto him tightly shaking. Rob was using the light from his joint to see in front of him and Jeff didn't care about too much but the Skittles he was eating.
The night seemed to go on pretty well with each group just sitting in Kurt and Rocky's room talking. Eventually the clock came around to about eleven and everyone got ready for bed. Everyone was lead back to their room one by one with the flashlight until they made it in their rooms. The guys groaned and tried getting comfortable in their sleeping bags on the ground. As Shane made his way back downstairs to go home for he night the slight muttering about pie could be heard upstairs and Bubba was asleep still stuck in the stairs.
A/N: ODD, huh? Anyway I hope you liked it. The next chappy will be even better when the do a friendly game off Hide and Go seek.