Another Day Another Alien
Rated: T for later chapters.
Disclaimer: Don't own it.
Note: I was kind of bored when I wrote this story and the computer I was using to type it had a few busted keys, so please excuse any words that run together.
Torchwood, outside the government, beyond the police. A little below the marines though. But cooler than the men in black. Tracking down alien life on earth and having sex with stuff. The 21st century is when everything changes...everything except my coat of course.
Jack Harkness entered the hub.
"Ok, team. Theres a alien on the loose and we got to catch it. So lets use normal formation. Owen, you make up a diagnosis for the alien that sounds so fake you'd think you got it off the back of a cereal box. Tosh, you stare at your computer screen. Tell us where the alien is even if its right in fron tof us. Ianto, you make us coffee and say funny one liners. Gwen, you stand there and look pretty. And if you get bored ask silly questions that you should know already since you've been working here for two years, that way we can try to explain to the audience just what the hell is going on." annouced Jack.
"What are you gonna do?" asked Gwen.
"What I always do. I'm gonna stand here, look dramatic, and make passes at everything,hot stuff." said Jack.
The alien burst into the hub.
"According to these these readings, the alien should be right in this room.' said Tosh.
"From the looks of the aliens gills, it appears to be a insomniac. If you say supercalifragilisticexpialidocious, it should fall asleep for three hours." said Owen.
Despite Owens already saying the impossibly long word the whole team attempted to say it.
"Supercalafrag..uh"said Tosh in defeat.
"Supercalifrag..." said Owen.
"Supercalifragili... crap" said Ianto
"Supercalifragalisticex...dang!" said Gwen.
"Supercalifragilisticexpaladocious!"said Jack triumphantly.
The alien fell asleep instantly. Jack and Tosh hauled the alien downstairs into the celluar.
"Jack,we still have half an hour left,and we already captured the alien." said Gwen
"That is a problem. I know! Gwen you can have a bunch of tosh melodarmatic moments then I'll show up and comfort you and tell its gonna be alright." said Jack.
"Ok!" said Gwen.