A/n: I LUFF CROSSOVERS!
It was a clear day the Baudelaires and Quagmires and Beatrice were strolling through the city. Though their quest with Olaf has terminated, their minds remained with a legacy. Their minds also held a paranoid thought of other malevolent things that they might come across.
Duncan paused for a moment. Everyone else continued walking, but Sunny, the little ten-year-old, noticed Duncan stopping.
"What's wrong Duncan?" interrogated the tiny adolescent.
"I...I thought...nothing." he replied. Everyone was going to the park to meet their friend, George. His name was George Wealey. He "recovered" from his twin brother's death a while ago. He was twenty-one. It was his birth-day. He was twenty-two. "I thought I felt something...I guess I'm hallucinating. We all know the reason..." Everybody nodded.
"But...I thought I heard something too!" ejaculated Violet.
"Now that you think of it—it does!" It was not a façade. He saw red light appear.
"Look—it's our friend Harry," noticed Klaus. He saw Harry Potter clutching his arm. His face represented some blood. His arm had a bruise they had not seen. "Harry, why are you—my goodness—"
"Guys, come over here! We found something!" he bellowed with his sexy British accent. He brought them to Grimmauld Place...he showed them this box. "Something in there is vicious! It attacked me! It punched me so hard! That's why I have a bloody nose..."
Klaus was is brave enough to open it. Out jumped a cotton bunny with fake fangs at him—
"AHH! GET IT OFF!" Klaus ludicrously yelled. But Harry's only rejoinder was a guffaw.
"It's a toy! Took it from Teddy...APRIL FOOLS!" Everyone replied with an uneasy grin of credulity.
"But...but what about the blood?"
"Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes product..."
"How embarrassing..." snickered George, who was standing right behind him, said. "Oh, and if you saw some red lights outside and heard some eccentric noise, ignore it...it was the T.V., or whatever you call it..."
"Nice way to cover it!" whispered Harry taciturnly.
"Yeah..." George grinned. A stick-like figure fell out of his pocket. "That—that was nothing!" he tried to convince.
"It was something..." suspected Quigley.
"LIGHT!" screamed eight-year-old Beatrice. A table burst into flames.
"DRACO!" yelled a man named Lucius. George was stunned. How did they enter? he contemplated. How? They cannot ruin my birth-day!
A/n: I wanted to make a crossover with my two favorite novels! it's more of a serious thing, but I thought that it would be cool if I dedicated one chapter to April Fools Day.
So...what's Draco doing? What will the Baudelaires discover? What was that red light?
Oh...and if anyone wants to make me a Harry Potter fanfic (if they're kind enough. highly doubt it.) of RWHG...CAUSE THAT'S MY FAV. PAIRING!! Or...Severus/ james (MORE PREFERABLY SNAPE) with Lily!!
Hate it? Like? Really Hate it!!/ probs, but i thought it would be fun. It's really short!! I don't care if u lyk it, 'cause it was fun...although the prank was stupid and not that good, but it's supposed to help the introduction. If there's an error, tell me..i didn't look over it much. i took about 20 min, making it. whatever.