Chapter 1
My name is Luk. I'm a Batarian pirate that got picked up by a loner named Jeanette Shepard. She adopted me, and I became a member of her amazing crew. I fell in love with her step-son, Kolyat. We became married after a few months, and we would love to adopt soon.
This is my diary, and I really enjoy writing. I just wanted to record this recent incedent. Kolyat and I were traveling through the Sol system after visiting JJ and Thane for Renny's birthday party. He's such a cute little Varren.
Grunt, Garrus, and Tali wanted to come with, so we gladly encouraged them to join us. We were crusing, when a nearby star imploded from old age and we all got sucked into a black hole. We landed in a completely alternate universe.
We all lived together in this extremely small house with three extremely small bedrooms with four extremely tiny beds and a bunch of low-maintainence appliances and a junk television.
We were all human.
I was a white chick with red dreds and yellow eyes; I dressed like a punk.
Koylat was green with black eyes and totally grunge, with a mohawk and everything.
Garrus was blue with blue hair.
Tali was purple all over.
I don't know how this happened. This is crazy.