Title: Full Moon's Laughter: 100 things not to let your professor here, know or see
Author: Laura-shi
Rating: M to be safe
Disclaimer: The only thing I own are the OCs, otherwise everything else belongs to Rowling.
Summary: With each chapter Silimarillion, Jessica, Lexie and friends live through humor and life as they make a list of what not to be said in front of their teachers. (This is the files that never made it to the chapters of Under the Full Moon) This is not always meant to be taken seriously.
Note: This was created because nothing else was flowing with my other stories, so I thought this could help me get more ideas. I got help with the ideas with my good friend Jess.

#1 Never let Professor Lupin over hear you talking about taming your beast, it will awaken his naughty side and the next thing we know Professor Snape is beating him with a rolled up newspaper. The world already thinks we're strange, don't give them more ammo.

Silima tapped her pen against her notebook. Really quills were so impractical so were scrolls for that matter, but she being from a pureblood family did still use quills. She was waiting for her friend to join her in the DADA class she had gotten their early so she could save seats for the twins, Jess, and Lexie. Plus it gave her time to think of her latest prank. They always said it was best to be wary of the quiet ones, after all they were the ones that created the biggest bang.

"Hey Girlie, thanks for saving us a seat..." Lexie dramatically flopped down next to Jessica as the twins race to have their seats next to Silima.

"Of course otherwise you would sitting next to Arnold you know I heard he has huge crush on you." Silima laughed at the horrified look that was on Lexie face. She looked like some said they had just died her beloved bird Orion pink.

"Yes well thank you for that the mental images will go down with the thoughts of having to have tea with the Minister secretary that has too many cat plates." Lexie grumbled as she pulled out her homework.

"Lexie, it wasn't you that had to deal Ms. Umbridge, it was Silima..." Jessica reminded their wayward friend.

"Yes thank Merlin for Madam Bones, she save me from having to listen a moment longer..." Silima shuddered at that fateful meeting.

"Yes so we been wondering girlie, Have you been able to Tame your beasts..." Lexie snickered as Silima opened her mouth and closed as she looked around widely, before staring back at her.

"Not here Lexie someone will here you..." Silima flushed at Lexie innocent comment her brothers were not beast, they were idiot over protective brothers, but they were not beasts.

As they chatted they didn't see their new Professor, Remus J Lupin. Jessica crush standing in the door listing in on the little comment about beast.

All day, Silima felt like she was being watched but she supposed it wasn't so bad as the DADA class the best class she had period with all the other DADA teachers they have had she could tell Professor Dumbledore was desperate for one teacher to stay longer then a year. They had one who died because the back of his head blew out. Lexie thought that guy over thought his fears, but then again at least they didn't have to listen to stuttering and get a better teacher. They were wrong next year they got someone who only liked to talk about himself, they had started a private study so they didn't fail although she had loved when Professor Snape had sent the blond menses flying.

Apparently pigs can fly...That had gotten the twins, Jessica, and Lexie laughing so hard that Lexie had squired pumpkin juice out her nose which got the whole Gryffindore table laughing.

And they had a teacher who actually knew what he was doing, or from the class she had it did look like it was going to be a good year, but there was something about this man that reminded her of someone, also she was not sure there just was something not wrong, but curious out him. And she wanted to find out.

Before she could think further into that thought she was jumped by Fred and George Weasley who swung one arm around each shoulder as they chatted about what they found.

"So, Silima..."
"Our dearest Partner.."
"Best friend..."
"And honorary sister..."
"We heard that..."
"Your having trouble|
"With taming the beast..."
"You could..."
"Practice with"
"Us..." Fred and George finished together as they laughed at Silima face, although soon she joined in the merriment.

"Guys really its find they are just being more possessive then usual if that is possible." Silima laughed at their looks...then lowered her voice as she told them the rest of the story really boys jumped to conclusions way to much. They had been so busy discussing it that they had not notice the teacher passing them in the hall way rather quickly.

Remus came up to teachers table only Severus was there at the moment and he couldn't help but mischief swell up inside of him. As he looked around all day he been hearing Ms Everwoods friends tease her about Taming her beasts, or taming the beast and it got his mind rolling. She was of age to start dating, and he wondered if Severus knew anything about it after all he had been Ms. Everwoods teacher for five years.

"Good Evening Severus... how was your classes?" Remus took a seat right next to Severus who gave a look of pure disbelief as if he didn't quiet understand that Remus was there, before sneering.

"It was a typical day, bunch of dunderheads playing house..." Severus eyed Lupin suspiciously as if he would turn into the werewolf before his very eyes.

"I have been wondering... you know young Mrs. Everwoods... Right?" Remus lead on trying to see if he could get a lead on all the information on the young prefect.

"Of course, she is the top of her year... and has a gift in potions not that it should matter to you... she is after all your student." Severus watched Lupin with suspicion.

"Oh yes smart girl, along with her friends Ms. Wolf. But I want to ask if you know about ..." Remus leaned forward as he whispered his question into Severus ear.

At first Severus was confused what he was hearing, and then his eye twitched as he looked at Lupin with a look of shock and irrational the same look he gave Black when he said something stupid in class. He watched Remus inched away from him with a nervous look and he better be nervous as he transfigured a button into a thick newspaper as he got up smacking the newspaper into his hand in a menacing way.

"Lupin, the children already think we are deranged as it is we do not need to give them more ammo... Run... " Severus ground out as he watched Remus run out of the great hall as he leaped up and chased after the idiot wolf.

"You moronic simpleton..." Severus whacked Remus upside his head not noticing the terrible five watching him.

"Ummm I do not want to know..." Lexie muttered as she blinked.

"Should we be concerned that Professor Snape is treating Professor Lupin like a bad doggy.." The twins spoke in union.

"I really do not even want to think very deep into that... my head is already pounding by watching your brother in his glory of being stupid." Jessica grumbled as she rubbed the bridge of her nose.

"Too easy..." Silima comment cause everyone to laugh as she handed Jess her headache reliever. "So about taming the beast maybe we should put them down and we can gain back our sanity.

Notes:
Here is chapter one, the prompt above created with my best friend, and sister. I am sorry this is not edited at the moment.

Those waiting for an upgrade for A Dance to Remember: then please be patient I am waiting for my beta to send the next chapter. Real Life is not always easy so we have to be patient with our Editors because they to have struggles, and that is why I am thankful to them.

Yours Truly, Laura-shi