Smart Some are book smart. Some are street smart. And some are...
Light sighed. He was going to be stuck like this forever, wasn't he? He heard a small clink and began to seethe more. He glared at the cuff around his wrist and swore he would destroy whoever created the blasted item. He felt a small tug on his hand and lurched forward.
"L," Light started, coating his anger," Do you have to chain yourself to me? Is that how bad you think I'm Kira?"
L turned around, biting his nail. He lowered his hand and the chain, smiling. Light could have swore that the genius was smirking. Smirking! That bastard WANTS me to kill him, doesn't he?! Light thought, feeling the vein in his forehead throb.
"You can never be too sure, right Light-kun?" L said softly. He turned back around and began to walk, much to Light's surprise. Light stumbled after the detective when something caught his eye. It was a copper colored object that twinkled in L's butt-pocket. Light would've sang a beautiful song, danced in joy, or even leaped up and clicked his heels together if he wasn't so attached to the idea of being free from the man he secretly adored.
Who knew L was such a tease?
Light secretly thanked god--himself--for allowing such a blessing! He didn't know what he would do once he was free, he didn't know where he would go, but he couldn't care less!!
Light reached for the key--the bronze proclaimed gold. His fingers brushed the object of his desire...
It was now in reach! Light reached again, this time he was able to see the entire handle of the key...!!
"Err, What are you doing Yagami-kun?" L's voice woke up Light from his trance. Light looked up and saw L, blushing, looking down at him. "Uh, c-can you move your hand?" Light withdrew, realizing that he had a handful of L's ass. L turned and glared at the caught Light. "What where you doing?"
"What do you mean?" Light asked charm fully. He might has well had a T-Shirt that read 'Guilty'. L's gaze intensified.
"What where you doing?!" L asked again, but this time more fiercely.
Don't say grabbing the key. Don't say grabbing the key. Don't say grabbing the key." Uh, grabbing your ass?" Light muttered.
...just plain smart.