Can I Have More Please?

I would swallow my fork I would choke on the pork,
The Big Apple sounds nice, but it's really New York,
I would swallow my cheese, can I have more please?
Find nothing but creamy filling,
Want to put my tender fruit in a blender,
watch it spin 'round to a mouth-watering smoothie juice,
Captain Crunch goes good with your brunch.

I scoff scoff like a starving lion
Ice cream is oh so cold
I'd eat food if it had some mold.
The 'crunch crunch' of the chips are soothing,
So good I cannot hate,
I wanna scarf it off my plate,
I eat cake in bits and pieces,
I drink Sprite and ginger ale
It doesn't matter if it's stale.

I would swallow my fork I would choke on the pork
The Big Apple sounds nice, but it's really New York,
I would swallow my cheese, can I have more please?
Find nothing but creamy filling
want to put my tender fruit in a blender,
watch it spin 'round to a mouth-watering soothie juice,
Captain Crunch goes good with your brunch.

So cal is where my mind states, but it's not my state of mind
I'm ten times hungrier than you.
Or am I very starving, craving food, a little snack. Demented as the Jell-O in my head.

I would swallow my fork I would choke on the pork,
The Big Apple sounds nice, but it's really New York,
I would swallow my cheese, can I have more please?
find nothing but creamy filling.
want to put my tender fruit in a blender,
watch it spin round to a mouth-watering smoothie juice,
Captain Crunch goes well with your brunch.

I alone am the one you don't know you need take leggo my eggo
make me blind my mouth's able, syrup with mapel, tie me to the table
I alone am the one you don't know you need you don't know you need me
Make me blind my mouth's able,
Tie me to the table.

I would swallow my fork, I would choke on the pork
The Big Apple sounds nice, but it's really New York
I would swallow my cheese, can I have more please? find nothing but creamy filling
want to put my tender fruit in a blender
watch it spin round to a mouth-watering smoothie juice
Captain Crunch goes good with your brunch.
With your brunch!
Captain Crunch goes good with your brunch.