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'Nut': So, I'm sick and I was going through my Vampire Knight volumes and came across M. Hino's sidebar thing that talked about seven VK guys stranded in a jungle. This is based off of her idea. Also, some characters will most likely be majorly OOC.


A plane was going over a jungle. Over the PA they told the passengers to grab a parachute and jump off the plan. The seven passengers each grabbed a parachute and jumped off the plane... a few had to be pushed off... anyways... They landed in the middle of the jungle. Each looked around and saw that there were seven different paths.

"Why are we stuck in the middle of a jungle?" A teen aged boy with blond hair and blue eyes asked. He had two of the traits that Hitler loved, so if Hitler had taken over the world, he would've been majorly loved. Even more loved than he currently was.

"If you keep complaining I will put a bullet through your skull, Aido." Another young man yelled. This one had silver hair and lavender eyes. The author highly doubts that people can naturally have lavender eyes, so she figures this guy has contacts.

"Zero, don't threaten the vampires!" A man that was wearing glasses with blond hair in a ponytail and light brown eyes said.

"Shut it Chairman!" The guy named Zero yelled.

"... This is boring..." A guy with dark red hair and gray eyes said, his voice was monotone.

"Shiki, you think every thing's boring. But, since we're stranded here, we can have an adventure." A guy with light blond hair and green eyes said, his voice held an unnatural happiness. The author thinks that he started taking happy pills because his family is psychotic, especially his granddaddy. Aido got annoyed with Ichijou's happiness and marched down one of the paths.

"I'll go after him." A guy with orange hair and amber eyes said, he had a silver earring in his left ear. The guy, Kain, walked down another path.

"... Aido's gone..." A young man with dark brown hair and reddish brown eyes said, the author feared he would come and kill her if she didn't say that, "Finally! He won't stalk me anymore!" He then started to dance down a path.

"Kaname's broken!" The Chairman yelled and ran down a path to get away from the freakishness. The three remaining guys walked down the last three paths.


'Nut': Yeah... Aido pry does stalk Kaname and take pictures and sell them on the Internet... Aido's story is next!