This is going to sound stupid... I wrote this on the past holiday... and I never published it... lol I've preserved it in its totality so the thought counts anyway.
Here's my formal Holiday Greetings to everyone still loyal to the C&C section of CHRISTMAS TO EVERYONE:D A salute to Uncle Pauly, whose song I've vainly tried to rewrite after it was removed, and who inspired me to become the C&C Parody Writer of the Millennium :p
I'm not kidding when I say you should sing these on Christmas Eve with your friends and family. As sad as it sounds, I do every year with mine. lol Oh... be on the look out... I think this coming Christmas I will actualy record these for all the benefits. :p Then you can listen to them.
Flaktracks Roasting on a Tesla Coil
Flaktracks roasting on a tesla coil,
Ammo burnt up by the pound,
Small latrines being dug in the soil,
And troops entrenched in frozen ground.
Everybody knows some Prism and the Tesla Tanks,
Help to make the battle bright.
All those troops, with their bods all aglow,
Will find it hard to sleep tonight.
They know there's Kirovs on their way;
They've loaded lots of bombs and napalm in their bays.
And every pinkophile is gonna spy,
To see if Allied reinforcements have arrived.
And so I'm offering this simple praise,
For hardtack bread and chipmunk stew,
Although its been said many times,
many ways, Merry Christmas to you!
We know that Tanya's on her way;
She's bringing lots of SEALs and G.I.s late today,
And then we'll start again, move out to die,
In hopes that Yuri hasn't learned how to fly.
And so I'm offering this simple phrase,
To say, you're not bad off, this could be you!
Although its been said many times, many ways,
Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas!
Merry Christmas...
Toooooooo you!
Yeah, Halo is right... I'm not only running out of songs, but funny material as well...
Oh, well... Trying to revive an old song like this is fun for me. :p
Hehehe, all I have left to say is...
Merrrrry Christmas... Toooooooo YOOOOOOUUU :D Happy Holidays everyone!