(A/N) Ehh... Please don't judge me. This is just a test run. Tell me what you think. If it's liked I may upload more today. (A/N)

"So, we're... Actually doing this?" I asked, smiling despite how horrified I was.

"Yes, I suppose we are, little Gaz." He shook his head and looked down at his feet.

I let out a laugh. Just a handful of years ago I hated this beautiful creature that stood before me. I never would've believed that we could have positive feelings for each other. "Zim, I-"

1 MONTH AGO

He whistled at me.

This was unacceptable.

I had been minding my own business, trying on stupid, ugly dresses in the local prom shop. Erik had asked me to senior prom.

I said yes for two reasons:

Erik was my ONLY friend, and I couldn't lose him, and he was the only person in this whole planet that I could tolerate. So my options were to spend the night playing video games I had long outgrown but refused to get rid of since my mom gave them to me while listening to Dib ramble on and on about how he would FINALLY save the world, or hang out with a pretty decent guy in the dark surrounded by a bunch of sluts making out with random guys they were probably going to sleep with later.

I know, I know. The choice was clear to me too.

But he had whistled at me. Some random passerby on the street had actually had the audacity to... Ugh. Not this again.

I heard a series of bells go off, and I saw in the mirror a dark haired short stalky guy brush past the clerk. I rolled my eyes for about the millionth time today. They really had to get the shop windows covered up or something while I was CHANGING.

I struggled to get the zipper on the back of the dress I was trying on up, but the creep didn't give me a chance.

"Hey, let me help you there, sweetie." He said, grinning and blowing smoke in my hair. I shivered.

"Thanks, but no thanks."

"No, I insist."

So, that was it for him. He blacked out almost instantly, I barely even touched him. I changed quickly and apologized to the slack-jawed cashier before rushing home.

But I would have never expected what greeted me when I got there.