All of Harry Potter world belongs to JK Rowling. I am just playing.
Charlie Weasley came back to their table with four beers. He did not plan to fight his way through the crowd to get to the bar again anytime soon. Charlie hated crowds but how often did he get a chance to spend time with his big brother – the player of the family. The tips he could learn on women made the noisy evening worth it.
Bill took two of the bottles from Charlie – he smirked at the look on Charlie's face. There were more people in the club than Charlie probably sees in a year in Romania. Bill had to drag him out tonight, Charlie had just come home on a six-month sabbatical and they deserved some excitement. It had been nothing but family dinners since Charlie arrived last week.
Charlie looked around the crowd, "Is it always this crowded?" Bill nodded as he took another swig from his beer before he answered, "This is a quite Friday, usually the line to get in is around the corner and down the block." Charlie shrugged he did not get it; there were too many people here. There was not enough room, he felt as if he could not breathe.
Bill started to point out the people and the various scenes playing out on the dance floor. Bill pointed to a couple dancing close. "See that guy? Bet he is cheating on his wife and the girl he is with has no idea." Charlie watched the couple, "Why do you say that?" Bill answered, "Look…watch…every couple of seconds the bloke looks at the entrance. It's as if he is expecting someone to show up!" Charlie smiled, "Idiot, if I had that one in my arms I would not be looking anywhere but down." Bill nodded, "Fool!"
Charlie spotted the next scenario, "Look…by the bar! Gorgeous blonde – too gorgeous- the hands are too large…bet the bloke has no idea she is really a he!" Bill whipped his head around for a better view, "Look at 'it's" feet – never date a girl with feet bigger than you own…Rule #5." Charlie laughed, "I had forgotten about the Rules…what was Rule #1?" Bill look momentarily sad "Charlie you call yourself a Weasley…the shame…never forget the Weasley Rules for Women. Okay a quick review Rule #1 – no sex until the second date – waiting makes them think they are special. Rule #2 – Never believe it when they say they re on the potion – always cast a charm. Rule #3 – Always bring them to your place – never go to theirs – no husbands to walk in on you. Rule #4 – Make sure to give them a "happy" before you do – we are gentlemen after all. Rule #5 – never date a girl bigger than you – in any way. Finally, Rule #6 – only use the 'L' word in extreme emergencies.
Charlie laughed as Bill finished reciting the Weasley Rules. These rules were passed from brother to brother for years. Charlie looked around he missed his family – it was lonely hanging out with dragons all of the time. He thought, not for the first time, about moving home for good. Bill poked him in the ribs "Looks like a tornado brewing over by the stairs!" Charlie and Bill watched the back of a brown haired petite witch lift her hand and smack the face of the bloke who had grabbed her upper arm. Bill rose out of his chair as he watched the wizard throw his drink in the little spitfire's face. Both of the Weasley boys were half way across the dance floor by the time the wizard having grabbed the witch by both arms and shaking her like a rag doll. Charlie shouted over the pulsing dance music "You forgot Rule #7 – always be the knight that rescues the damsel in distress!"
Bill and Charlie were on either side of the witch with their wands drawn. "It is time for you to leave mate." Charlie spoke very slowly and made sure the wizard did not misunderstand. The abusive wizard dropped his hands and backed way from the swaying witch. The small figure between Charlie and Bill was swaying dangerously. Bill grabbed her by the waist as she looked up at him, "I think he put something in my drink." and she passed out. The wizard in question disapperated before Charlie could stun him. Charlie and Bill looked at the witch now caught up in Bill's arms, they both realized who she was and they were both horrified "Hermione?"