Yo hey guys it's Long Beach Angelo here to give you guys my horse manure. Yep. Straight from the horses intestines. If you have a problem with that, guess what? You are a lying man.Hey guys it's L- NOOOO, STOP. PLEASE.
It was a deep dark wet night. So wet, you'd think God was taking a piss.
Anyway, it was really wet because Aquaman was busy splashing the ocean onto land.
Now, the reason this wetness was strange, was because it was wet. In Alabama.
Alabama was whet.
Meanwhile, elsewhere...
Batman was chilling with his son Damian in a coffee shop called Alabama.
Suddenly Alabama got flooded, also Batman was reading a book called Alabama, while in a coffee shop, located in Alabama, which is also called, Alabama.
Batman got up with rage.
Harder than a raging boner, he stood erect.
"Ugh, my favourite book was TRASHED, whoever did this will pay."
He took a glance at Robin who was reading the Buff Men Magazine, "Damian, come and help me beat whoever commited this atrocity."
Damian looked up, "Fuck you I'm gay."
Batman sighed as he exited the now whet domain, "You should've been aborted..."
The caped crusader began his whet journey across the once legendary dry lands of Alabama.
He was utterly disgusted.
ALL of Alabama was flooded, by a WHOPPING two inches.
The dark knight silently wept to himself, alas, the journey would be slippery and cruel, but when he found who did this, they would be the one weeping.
Bruce managed to travel a whole twenty feet across the vast Alabama.
SUDDENLY, A SHARK LEAPT AT THE WINGED RAT CALLED THE BAT.
"Argh, what the fuck?!" Batman was taken surprised.
To summarise how he felt, in his words, "Oh my gawd it felt like an icycle whent up my ass!"
The winged rat called the Bat took out his famous "SHARK REPPELENT!"
The shark died, but before it died, this is what she had to say, "You fucking white privledged, mysogenistic, transphobic, meat eating, women rap-"
Batman shoved the reppelent can in her aquatic, feminist, throat hole, "That does that..."
Wayne man managed to make a whole two miles, meaning halfway from the ocean shore.
Along the journey he began to question himself, "I wonder what other treacherous obastacles of doom awaits me. Whatever it may be, they can't handle mein fists of JUSTICE."
Just as fast as he farted, a giant Crocodile fell from the murky grounds.
The beast spoke, "Hello there, I am actually transg-,"
"AHHHH, WHAT ARE YOU GAY???"
"No, I'm tr-"
"Gay."
"No! I'm fucking tr-"
"Gay, ok buddy." And with that Batman punched the biologically male female in "her" egg sack.
Another opponent defeated, Batman sighed in content, "The work has been done. All is balanced as it should be, the world without these fucking trannies and feminists (Jesus Christ...)"
Bruce pinched his nipples to relax himself, alas, he made it to the final boss.
The endgame.
The final chapter.
The end of a trilogy.
The f- "Ok we get it!"
"I finally made it to the culprit," The bat said aloud to seemingly no one.
There seemed to be a glaring hole in the ocean, almost as if it was winking at you.
Batman blushed to himself, he, however, did not know why.
"What the fuck, am I turning gay?"
B-Boi shook his head, reaffirming his steel hard hetero morals.
Then with one quick sprint he plunged into the oceans deep opening.
As he travelled deeper down these etheral depths called, water, his face contorted in disgust, "Stanks like shiett..."
Finally the dark knight made it, he made it to the bottom of the ocean!
He looked to his left, nothing, to his right, Aquaman splashing water, nothing, to the le-, "Wait what the fuck."
"AQUAMAN!"
"Wut."
"What are you doing!"
"Oh... Well sorry Batman too complicated for your male mind to comprehend."
"Try me. Also, what do you mean my ma-"
"You see Dark mice, these male whales have been making the water way too salty."
"Yeah... So what the fuck does that have to do with flooding my favorite coffee spot!"
"There's too much CUM!!!" Batman was taken aback, "I- You- 'Know what? Imma just let this play out."
Aquawoman laughed. The tiny male was too dum for her woman intelligence.
SUDDENLY, A HORNY MALE WHALE BUSTED IN, COCK AS HARD AS A ROCK!Aquawoman was too taken aback by it's cock size, so her witchcraft was temporarily stopped.
"AGHHH-" Her mouth was stuffed with whale meat. The whale in question saluted to Batman.
"Thanks, Bat-whale." Batman got too work.
He hacked the ocean, eventually Alabama was good ol' Alabama again. Dryer than a tortusses dick.
"Alas, my work here is done."
Batman returned to Alabama (the coffee shop) in half the time it would have taken with all that sea water and whale cum.
"Robin?"
The asian shop owner perked up, "Oh that kid? We kicked him out."
Batman narrowed his eyes. Kinda racist towards asians.
The shop owner responded in his natural southern Alabamian accent, "Look here
racist, we kicked 'im out cuz he was GAY."
Batman un-narrowed his eyes, "Good enough reason."
And with that the Dark caped crusading knight of darkness left, he would return another day, but not today.
The end
I made this horse manure in like the span of 10 to 15 mins so tell me what you thought. If you have anything bad to say, you're just as gay as Robin.