Hi! ok, this really isn't that good, but I thought I'd put it up anyway. I got board. Maths is the ban of my existence. sorry for spelling mistakes, tell me and I'll fix them!
On Valentines Day...
Rebecca Kaplan bought her husband chocolates, their two youngest son's ate them.
Jeff Kaplan bought his wife roses, their oldest son forced them down his twins through.
Eli gave Kate a rose, Tommy blew it up.
Kate gave Eli chocolates, Tommy ate them.
Tommy gave Kate a glass rose, Eli crushed it.
Jonas gave Cassie a hand made glass rose, Tommy stole it.
Cassie gave Jonas a book on philosophy, Tommy returned and replaced it.
Tommy gave Cassie a book on dealing with computer hard ware, Cassie secretly kept it.
Teddy took Billy out to dinner, Tommy snuck into the kitchen and spat in their drinks.
Billy dealt with desert, Tommy regretted not knocking.
Tommy gave them a pack of chocolate flavored condoms and told them to be safe, Billy choked him with his mothers flowers.
Rebecca Kaplan spent the night wishing her oldest son was still single and able to babysit.
Jeff Kaplan spent the night wishing he hadn't gone to check if his son and his boyfriend wanted any desert.
Eli spent the night wishing he could be out on patrol.
Kate spent the night wishing she didn't have a boyfriend that was more interested in getting physical withe guys in skee masks then her..
Jonas spent the night wishing he dated a girl who was aloud out after dark.
Cassie spent the night wishing she could experiment with her boyfriends 'hardware'.
Teddy spent the night wishing his boyfriend's parents had the incite to nock.
Billy spent the night wishing his brother had the incite to give them two packs of condoms.
Tommy spent the night alone, wishing he was with a certain coated girl was.
Somewhere in the world, she was wishing the same thing.
Review and I will sent happy happy fun vibes to you forever! or until i forget...