Note: I own not any characters

Note: I own not any characters.

Tree-house in the middle of the lake

Prologue

Cap. Jack Sparrow stood up. He was surrounded by a field of flowers. In the field there was a boy of complete ugliness with huge glasses. He had a scar in the middle is ugly head.

"Hi, my name is Harry Potter," the ugly boy, who was called Hairy Potter, squeaked, "I'm a wizard. I have a really big wand. My wand is bigger than my friend's wand. We compared our wands once. Mine was all," Hairy continued to squeak, " big and stuff. It was pulsing and stuff came out. I had to fix my wand. Are you a wizard? Do you have a wand, I lost my wand. I have nothing where my wand should be. How big is your wand? Mine was 11 inches."

"Where is all the rum when you need it?" muttered Cap. Jack Sparrow.

After Cap. Jack Sparrow had said this, the sky opened up in the middle of the bottom of the field and a fake looking person and a yellow mouse came out.

"Pika-pika-pikachu," said the yellow mouse.

"What was that Pikachu?" said the cartoon boy, "Are you hungry?"

"Pika," said the talking yellow mouse who was called Pikachu. At that moment 'Pikachu' sent a cartoony spark of yellow lightning out of his/her/its red cheeks. That lightning hit the cartoon boy who turned into a pile of ash and from now on will be called Ash.

Another portal opened up and out came a blonde girl.

"Hello little lass," said Cap Jack Sparrow, "I am Cap. Jack Sparrow, the best pirate of all the Caribbean. Might I inquire your name?"

"Oh, sure talk to the girl, but never to Harry Potter, the greatest wizard of all time," squeaked Hairy Potter.

"Pika," said Pikachu, which was meant to say: If you don't shut up I will send a thousand bolts of electricity into your thick skull and hopefully I will fry your brain. Besides this girl is hot and nobody wants to hear how long your fricken wand is. However, everyone took it has "Pika."

"I'm Buffy," the girl responded. "What the hell happened? One minute I'm banging spike and the next I'm out in this field."

To be continued…