Spongebob's New Best Friend

One day Spongebob and Patrick were walking down the sidewalk of Bikni Bottom.

Patrick suddenly wanted an ice cream cone. While stopping in for the ice cream

Spongebob and Patrick each wanted an ice cream cone but they had only enough for half

of an ice cream cone. So while putting their money together Spongebob said "We would

like a chocolate ice cream cone, please." Then Patrick interrupted the order by saying

"We would like a vanilla ice cream cone because classy sufistcutts like us should not

stain our mouths with such crappy ice cream." "Uh, Patrick." "Yes Spongebob?" "What

did you just say about classy democrats or something?" "Oh, that I got that off a

popsicle stick that I ate earlier this morning I am trying to expand my vocabuly." "Oh,

well than shall we continue with our argument about the ice cream situation." "Yes, lets."

"I hate you!" "I hate you more!" "Oh yeah well your pink ha!" "Well your yellow." Then

they both say "Grrrr." "Well Spongebob just to give you the 411 were not best friends

any more." "Fine with me." said spongebob "Hey, Patrick guess what.." "What?" "Have

a new best friend guess who it is." "Who?" "This rock, have you meet him his name is

Rocky." "Hey Spongebob." "Yes Patrick." "Have you met my new best friend?" "Who

is it your mom?" "No she said she didn't want to be my best friend because I was a loser

but my real best friend ever is this here screw he is Japanese his name is Screwu."

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