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TWO SQUIRTLES...

One from a universe where he is kidnapped from his trainer and abused by a Rocket grunt...

One from a universe where he is god...

THE JOURNEY BEGINS

Our heroes' story starts out as any does: a cliche battle between the villain and one of the heroes.

Edgy Squirtle floated in the air with his godmod and noclip hacks while Squirtleboi stood beneath him.

"YOU WILL NEVER DEFEAT ME YOU HAXOR!" Squirtleboi shouted as he fired a kamehameha at Edgy Squirtle. He blocked it with edginess. "THATS NOT FAIR!" Squirtleboi said.

"Lol you suck." Edgy Squirtle laughed, "Now I will NERF YOU!"

"NOOOOOOO!" Squirtleboi cried as Edgy shot a nerf dart at him. He instantly felt his god power disappear as he was nerfed.

"Don't be so sad, now that you're nerfed, you can be in Smash!" Edgy cackled as he disappeared into the void of space space and more space...oh and time but does anyone actually care about time these days?

ON THE OTHER SIDE OF

"Good morning Squirtle!" Lucas said waking up. They were currently in a hotel in Cerulean City because of some stupid hiatus on their fanfic. (Not really, I'm just too lazy to make another chapter for now but that's not important)

Suddenly a portal opened, then Sanic-I mean Squirtleboi flew through shouting at the top of his lungs "UR 2 SLOWWWWWWW!!!!1!1!!1!1!" He grabbed Generic Squirtle and pulled him through the portal.

"Well, time to become a throwaway character in this story." Lucas said, never to be seen in this fanfic again.

"Who are you?" Squirtle asked looking at Squirtleboi.

"I am you, but more powerful!" Squirtleboi said posing heroically.

"Why did you take me here?" Squirtle asked looking around at the portal filled void.

"I need your help, I am from a dimension where I'm a god except Edgy Squirtle nerfed me."

"Ouch, Nerf darts hurt, don't they?" Squirtle replied sympathetically.

"I know right? I mean, who thought it was a good idea to give kids plastic guns and say 'ok kids go shoot each other with foam sticks'?! Like what the heck??"

[CONVERSATION ABOUT NERF DARTS ENDED BECAUSE SQUIRTLEBOI05 ACTUALLY LIKES NERF]

"Anyways," Squirtleboi said scowling at the text right above him, "I need your help, we must recruit Squirtles from every inch of the Squirtleverse to stop Edgy Squirtle from destroying everything!"

"Okay," Squirtle replied, "where do we start?"

"At the edge of the universe."

So the squirtles began their journey to gather squirtles from all over the universe to defeat Edgy Squirtle.

Squirtleboi realized that it would take too long to travel to the edge of the universe by conventional means, so with the fraction of power that wasn't nerfed by Edgy Squirtle, he teleported Squitrtle and himself to the edge.

"Errgh, that really drains you." Squirtleboi uttered through gritted teeth.

"It looks like it." said Squirtle, while looking at Squirtleboi's powerless form.

"Is there anything I can do to help?" Squirtle asked.

"Yeah," groaned Squirtleboi. "I need a Red Bull."

"A... Red Bull? Why would an energy drink help?" Squirtle asked.

"Just... get it for me... please."

Squirtleboi then passed out from exhaustion.

"Where am I gonna find a Red Bull? I'm in the middle of nowhere." wondered Squirtle. Then, out of thin air, a Red Bull can appeared, still nice and cold.

"Well, that was simple." said Squirtle. He took the floating energy drink out of the air and put it to Squirtleboi's lips. The second a drop of golden liquid touched Squirtleboi's skin, his eyes sprang open. He leaped to his feet, and let out a magnificent roar as wings sprouted from his shell.

"Get on." ordered Squirtleboi, while gesturing to his back. Squirtle cautiously slipped onto Squirtleboi's back. With a thunderous crack, Squirtleboi leaped into the air, and flew over the edge of the universe.

"RED BULL GIVES YOU WIIIIINGS!" Squirtleboi shouted gleefully, as he rocketed through the void.

"Um, Squirtleboi, do you even know where we are headed?" asked Squirtle.

"I have an old friend who lives beyond the universe. His name is Swurtle. He is a magnificent fighter, and is a holder of one of the legendary Cosmos Blades.

"The Cosmos Blades? What are those?"

"The Cosmos Blades are some of the most powerful weapons in the Megaverse. There are seven in total. According to the ancient texts, when all 7 Blades are reunited, they will form the ultimate weapon, the Eternity Saber. The texts say that whoever wields the Eternity Saber will be the most powerful being of all time."

"Wow, it's hard to believe there is a weapon more powerful than the Nerf Gun."

"Yes. If used correctly, the Eternity Saber is capable of destroying a Nerf Gun."

"No way! That's impossible!"

"I would continue with the story, but, it seems we've arrived at our destination."

Just ahead of the two adventurers, there was a small house floating in space. Squirtleboi landed at the doorstep and retracted his wings back into his shell. Squirtle hopped off Squirtleboi's back, and pressed the doorbell.