One day my friend and I decided that we would be our favorite greaser the whole school day. I was Johnny and she was Two-Bit. So, the day we decided was the day of our field trip to The Discovery Place. Don't worry I remember everything that happened. It was too hilarious to forget.

I'll refer to her as "B." and to myself as "D.".

Here's some stories about what happened:

When we were on the bus we decided to play truth or dare-

B.- "Truth or dare kid?"

D.- "Truth."

B.- "Alrighty. Hmmmm... you ever kissed anyone?"

D.- "No way man!"

B.- *laughed*

D.- "Dang...That's gross."

B.- "K my turn!"

D.- "Truth or dare?"

B.- "Truth!"

D.- "Ummmm... have you ever kissed a non-blonde?"

B.- (Whispered) "Damn brunette."

D.- *laughed a little*

Okay, then we got off the bus, this was about five minutes after we got off. We had to wait for some reason. I dunno man-

I was sitting on a big stone ball and B. was talking to a blonde- no surprise there- and what-do-ya-know! A red mustang pulled up. My jaw dropped and my eyes were huge. Same year as Bob's just red...

I was sitting there in shock.

I finally snapped out of it, and with my eyes still glued on the car, I started tapping B. on the back... who kept on talking.

When I got her attention, she cussed a little, then she asked "What the hell do ya want kid?" I looked up at her and she went all soft.

B.- "Hey I didn't mean to yell at ya Johnnycake. You know that."

I turned and pointed to the mustang.

She gasped.

B.- "Don't worry kid, I wont let 'em hurt ya."

The person in the driver seat rolled down the window.

I let out a little gasp screech and hid behind B.'s back.

My heart was beating real fast like and I was shaking like crazy. Not only because I was Johnny it was also because I was actually scared. Heck, if anyone looked like greasers in my class it was B and I.

Thank God the light turned green and he drove off.

When we got in we watched some movie about monkeys. Then one about elephants.

We were going down to the mummy exhibit and we went by the water room thing. Before we got there B. started running and I was practically screaming- "SLOW DOWWWWWN! You know I ain't as fast as you anymore!" But she laughed and just kept running... She knew we were going past the room- but she stopped running right when we got in front of the door way and squealed...

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! WATAH WATAH WATAH WATAAAAAAAAH!"

Don't ask me why... we both can get what we call "laugh drunk" which is when we laugh so hard we laugh at everything... if an ant walks by... we'd break down laughing. If someone threw a rock at the ground we'd laugh. If someone's pencil broke we'd break into hysterics.

We went to the mummy exhibit. We had to wait for about 5 minutes to get in... and in that amount of time B. made the funniest comment I had ever heard.

"Hey, kid... I bet a socs' gramma is in here."

I broke down laughing.

"Better yet a socs' momma!"

That's when we broke in to hysterics.