I do not own Kim Possible.

Diary of a Henchman

Offer

Yeah, I'm not getting out of this one. Not with my record.

Sooooo… yeah. Shit.

Boredom is not nice. At all. I've been this cell for not even a day yet, and I'm already bored to tears. It really was the worst thing. You know, except cancer. And torture. And starving. Dying of thirst. Wa-

Wow. My brain is weird when it's bored.

Something new. The guard – Carl – just brought me a letter. Maybe something more. Gonna put it in here later, when I've read it some more.

Mr Wilson

You've recently come to our attention as a promising candidate for our training program.

Candidates who accept this offer undergo a basic training course before being employed by various qualified individuals to use your newly acquired skills to earn a living.

Your sentence would also be considerably shortened. How short? AS long as it takes our human resource officers to arrive to your location.

If you have any questions, feel free to ask the representative that gave you this message.

We look forward to adding you to our family.

Beverly Austin

Department of Human Resources

HC

AN: So yeah… another experimental ficlet. Like I didn't have enough on my plate *facepalm* Damn my muse.

Anyway… This will most follow the character's journey into becoming and during his career as a henchman. I've wanted to do a KP fic for a while now, so yeah. It's gonna be really short chapters, for the most part, and the vast majority will centre around this OC.

For the record? OC's are HUGELY useful. Didn't really realise how much so until I started writing. But it's still an OC. Let me know if it's going into Marty Sue territory. I don't think it'll go quite that badly, but you never know. And you're gonna be stuck with Mr Wilson for a while, methinks.

And to just give you an idea, I've done a rough outline if the first 9 weeks.

Yeah.

Read, enjoy and review.

~GrinGrin

PS – First PM or Review that figures out where the letter came from gets to name the character. Tis not difficult to figure out. Just, please, a nice normal name. No puns, no 'badass' names, just something you'd hear on the streets (also, Slade and Wade are not allowed, for rather obvious reasons).

Written: 29/05/2014

Posted: 29/05/2014