My Immortal Doug

Chapter 1

Doug Fucking Dies

Doug was so sad.

He had lost everything.

His pants, his watch, his weed, his fedora….all gone.

"What's even the point in living anymore", He thought to himself.

He decided that the only reasonable thing to do was to die.

So he pulled out a sniper rifle from his dick.

"Goodbye cruel country!"

He then shot himself in the head.

He was dead.

RIP.