Lana’s trip to the Library

by IluvSmallvilleDBZSailormoon

This is a short little fic about Lana going to the library. I hope you like it. I thought it was funny. Warning Lana fans: MAJOR Lana bashing. Please R&R.

Lana's trip to the Library

Lana was board; very board. She had absolutely nothing to do. Clark wasn't around for her to torture by her constant demand to know his secret, or for her to confuse him about how he felt about her. And Chloe wasn't around for her to rub Clark's feelings for her in her face.

"I know!" said the evil pink princess, "I'll go to the library.

So Lana stated her car and drove to Smallville Public Library. She found a book she thought would be quite interesting. A few days later, she returns and says to librarian at the counter, "This book was very boring. It had too many characters and too many numbers, so I would like to return it."

The librarian says to the other librarian, "So here is the person who took our phone book!"