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What If Emily ever read the Stars Hollow Online Newspaper? Set In Season Six
Fluff Warning! LL JavaJunkie
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I can't believe Lorelai and that scumbag are getting married! Emily thought to herself one morning. There must be something I can do to prevent this from happening, Emily thought. All I need is some info on Luke….
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About Lunchtime
"LLUUCCAASS" Lorelai yelled upon coming into the diner
"What" Luke asked.
"Coffeeeeeeeee!" she exclaimed as she sat down at the counter.
"Were all out" he said suppressing a grin.
"Not funny" She said despair was apparent in her voice.
"I thought it was", he says pouring her coffee.
"Luke, unless you want me to die before our wedding I doubt cutting me off my caffeine is a great idea"
"Well you need to be there" he said refilling the cup "so I might have to let you off" he goes around the Diner filling everyone's cups then comes back.
"So what's up I called you twice earlier and you weren't there."
"Awh missing me already"!
"Nah, just wondering'"
"I was at my Parents house if you must know"
"Oh yeah did you tell them".
"Yeah didn't take it to well they pulled the old your making a mistake thing oh and the usual he's not good enough crap so I just told them and left"
"Well they handled it better than I thought they would" Luke exclaimed
"Yeah I guess" she nonchalantly agreed
"no blood shed" he half stated half questioned.
"yet" she added with a smirk.
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Emily sat down at Richards computer "there must be something on this brute that I could use to prevent Them Getting married" she inwardly thought "but what?" after a moment of hard thinking she finally got it" "The Stars Hollow Web Page! Rory told me they had an online newspaper. Im sure they'll be some dirt on Luke in that!"
She typed in and searched Newspaper back copies under Luke Danes There Were three articles "Luke and Lorelai: Together At Last", "Nicole and The Heartbreaking Story That Follows" and one article was Called "Danes Saves The Dragonfly" Emily opened it and read as follows
Lucas Danes is one of stars hollows most respected proprietors. He has a successful self made business that can top many in stars hollow and surrounding communities. Therefore Its Not Surprising that Luke Danes has 30,000 dollars around to give people. Which Is more that Chris Hayden can say. Not just a random person but Lorelai Gilmore who upon renovating the Dragonfly ran out of money. It is not surprising that he gave her this money being one of her closest friend (as many suspect maybe more) what's more surprising is the conditions on which he gave it to her. Luke has been married to Nicole Leahy since June therefore its surprising that Nicole had "no say In This Matter" as well as that Luke Loaned her this money and insisted on No official Contract and that she pay him back "whenever she can".
"Oh my" she noticed The Link to Chris's Name and Clicked on It
Father DeclinedBreaking News! As We all now Rory Gilmore's Biological Father Christopher Hayden came to town yesterday and is currently staying at the Gilmore house. What most of you may not be aware of is that Christopher Hayden (Son of wealthy lawyer Straub Hayden) Is actually bankrupt. That's right our own Mr. wealthy from rich-town Hartford its actually suffering business failure that right yesterday Chris insisted on taking Rory shopping and (of course knowing Rory) ended up in Andrew's Bookstore where Chris Also Insisted on buying Rory a gift of "anything she likes" Rory reluctantly agreed and wound up picking up a Big Dictionary. Chris Charged It To his credit card but it was declined and when Andrew offered to try it again Chris insisted he didn't. All I can say is (considering this was the first time Rory's dad has bothered to show up in years) CONSIDER THAT BULLET DODGED LORELAI!
Next she opened Nicole and the heartbreaking story that followed
Luke Danes. Generous, loyal, and by the book, or so we thought until last June when he spontaneously married 3-month girlfriend Nicole Leahy during a summer cruise to Alaska. Everyone was shocked but no one was more shocked than Luke's best friend Lorelai Gilmore. Everyone in town knows the true yet harbored feelings Luke and Lorelai have for each other but themselves. Following this rash (and drunken) decision to get married Luke and Nicole Immediately started to file for divorce. During the Divorce process Nicole came back to Luke asking for a second chance, "They could work on their marriage" said Nicole. Luke agreed and they decided to get back together. Luke and Nicole Moved into a townhouse in Litchfield about three weeks after this. This infuriated Lorelai with jealousy and caused her to almost admit her true feelings for him. Unfortunately Luke and Nicole's happiness ended there. Luke and Nicole started fighting He spent more time at the diner (staying nights too) and they grew apart. One morning in Litchfield when Luke was getting dressed he noticed someone else's socks in his sock drawer. He asked Nicole what was going on but she denied anything and said she bought them for him. Luke didn't buy the story so that night he told Nicole he was staying at the diner but later drove to the house in Litchfield and what he saw astounded him. Nicole was getting out of a car with a man (later dubbed the sock man) they kissed and entered Luke and Nicole's house. Luke shocked confused and upset went home and was comforted by Lorelai. He Filed for Divorce the next day.
Richaaaaaaard! She yelled
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Later That Day
"Luke!" She screamed coming through the door of the diner and sitting down at the counter.
"Hey Lorelai" (they kiss) "how was your day"
"Long" she stated. She was obviously tired and didn't want to talk about it yet so he poured her some coffee
"Thanks" she said and perked up at once. Then she waited "… no lecture"
"You deserve it you've had a tough day"
"Tell me about it, and there will be a billion calls on the machine from my mother plus all the times she called the inn I had to turn my cell off to stop her calling that too."
"Well she's determined" he said smirking but stopped when Lorelai scowled at him.
"God, soon she'll show up at my house. Why can't she just give it a rest, its not like anything she says will stop me from marring you."
"Well that's good to know" he replied sarcastically.
"Mmm…" she said sipping her coffee, "… and if there's one person I can't deal with today it's Emily Gilmore!
"Or apparently having to screen another one of her calls" he joked.
"Yeah" she laughed, "hey I haven't had a break for ages im gonna use your bathroom that's ok right"
"Make yourself at home" he said "there's more of your stuff in it than mine, so really that doesn't make a difference."
She laughed as she headed upstairs.
She hadn't been gone five minutes when someone entered the diner who Luke knew would mess everything up.
Dun dun dun! Cliffhanger! (I bet everyone knows who it is)
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