Mimi- Hello this is the first story I am posting so please go easy on reviews thanks

Cheeze- NYAHAHAHAHA now shut up and let me type the story :P

Ed- your typing right now...

Cheeze- LIAR!!! -slams ed on the head-

ed- the hell...

Mimi-Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight anyways DISCLAIMER: yes sadly I don't own fma but-

Cheeze- If she did then I would dominate CENTRAL NYAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Ed- ok someone gave you sugar

Cheeze- no..

Ed- yes who

Cheeze- noone I haven't had any

Ed- yes you have

Mimi-guys

Ed/Cheeze- YES/NO

Mimi- It was me -speaking in a evil voice here-

Ed- what?

Cheeze- oh look the story starts here

Ed-hey wai-

Intro Chapter

"Hello and Welcome! I am your host Mimi! And boy do we have a great show for you today!"

-Ed walks up to mimi-

"Wait...show? What are you talking about?"

-mimi hits ed on the head with a microphone.-

"You dork it's my new show for fun. Staring us and the rest of our friends." "No.." "Huh? You make mimi all confused" "I'm not gonna take part in your little plot of doom.."

-mimi makes a cute innocent face-

"I never said anything about an evil plot of doom...It's just a plot with no point to it!" Ed sighed. "I'm still not gonna do it." Mimi laughs evily "like you have a choice."

-she pulls a lever and Ed is ambushed by living, cute, evil care bears. The short brunette, mimi, sits on top of the dog pile of care bears plus edward. "So... join me or die!""Yeah yeah" "said the little chibi-"

"WHO ARE YOU CALLING TOO SHORT TO BE ON YOUR CRAZY T.V. SHOW?!!" mimi smiles "I never said that..." Ed digs his way out of the pile of evil care bears and drags mimi away with him.

"C'mon let's get started." "You mean you're gonna-" "Yes, okay I'll do the stupid show." Mimi gathers sparkles and big chibi eyes "Yay! Let's start the mother beep" Ed sweat drops.

End of intro

Cheeze- HAZAA I finished!

Ed-MIMI!

Mimi-AHH what did I do?

Ed- WHO'S TO SHORT TO SEE A GRAIN OF WHEAT?????

Mimi-...wha?

Cheeze- ignoring the CHIBIS- thanks for reading-

Mimi/Ed- CHEEZE!!!!

Cheeze- AHAHAH time to make my brilliant not a chibi escape NYAHAHAHAHAHA!

Mimi/Ed-GET HER!

Cheeze- POOHSHWA! -disappears-

Mimi- darn she got away

Ed- then we get to show first bloopers!

Bloopers one:

-mimi hits ed on the head with a microphone.-

"You fork it's my new show for world domination! And-

Cheeze- Pissed mimi ...your saying the wrong thing...

Mimi-OMG! Wrong script