A/N: Based off of the amazing Supernatural Facebook by MsMKT86. MsMKT86 gave me the green light for this! This is all in good fun. This has been rewritten and reworked. Hope you all enjoy! I'm working on rewriting the other chapters and hope to have them up soon!

I DO NOT OWN THE VAMPIRE DIARIES OR THE CHARACTERS.

Chapter One:

Caroline's POV

I sighed and glanced at the clock. I still have an hour to kill before I have to leave. I started messing around on my phone and opened my Facebook app. I stared at my phone in disbelief. I had two friend requests, from none other than Damon and Stefan Salvatore. Wow. That's a first. There's no way that I can just not say something about this.

Caroline Forbes: "I can't believe the Salvatore brothers actually got Facebook accounts. I never thought I'd live to see the day."

It didn't take long, before my friends started liking my status.

Bonnie Bennett, Elena Gilbert, Tyler Lockwood and 5 others like this. Damon 'Eternal Stud' Salvatore commented on your status.

I bet they're just as shocked as I am. For some reason, I just can't picture Stefan as the Facebook type. I refreshed my feed and saw the alert and clicked on it.

Damon 'Eternal Stud' Salvatore: "Not all of us are technology impaired, Barbie. It's like my younger, bunny-loving brother would have joined, if I hadn't twisted his arm."

I snorted with laughter. Of course, Damon would have something to say. Doesn't he always? My phone chimed and the alerts kept coming. I looked back at my status. Klaus and Alaric liked Damon's comment. Ha, like I expected anything less.

Stefan Salvatore commented on your status.

Oh, this will be good.

Stefan Salvatore: "Not all of us enjoy killing sorority girls, Damon. And I don't eat bunnies."

Elena and 'Ric has liked Stefan's comment, before I had a chance to.

Damon 'Eternal Stud' Salvatore commented on your status.

The Salvatore brothers getting Facebook accounts is probably the most entertaining thing to happen in a while. Why watch TV, when we can watch them duke it out on the internet? I laughed.

Damon 'Eternal Stud' Salvatore: "Whatever you have to tell yourself, Thumper-killer."

I laughed as I read Damon's comment. This keeps getting better and better. I liked his comment, before I read the other comments that kept coming.

Alaric Saltzman and Klaus Mikaelson like this. Elena Gilbert commented on your status.

Oh, this should be good.

Elena Gilbert: "Leave him alone, Damon."

I can't blame Elena for sticking up for her man, but there's no way that her doing so will make Damon back off. I mean, has she met the guy?

Klaus Mikaelson likes this. Klaus Mikaelson commented on your status.

God. Klaus is so annoying. How are we even Facebook friends? Oh, yeah. I was worried that if I didn't accept his friend request, that he would throw a tantrum and light Mystic Falls on fire.

Klaus Mikaelson: "I love watching lovers' quarrel."

I rolled my eyes. Is he serious? This is from the guy who spent most of his life stalking Katherine? Of course, he loves watching people fight. He feeds off of disaster. He's like a leech.

Klaus Mikaelson and Damon 'Eternal Stud' Salvatore like this.

Someone needs to knock him down a peg. Jeez.

Caroline Forbes: "No one asked you, Klaus."

I know that saying something will just egg him on, but he's so infuriating!

Damon 'Eternal Stud' Salvatore, Elena Gilbert, Stefan Salvatore and 2 others like this. Klaus Mikaelson commented on your status.

I don't even want to know what he's going to say. I really don't. It will either make me even more annoyed or make me gag. But knowing Klaus, it'll probably be both. Heaven help me.

Klaus Mikaelson: "You're so sexy when you're angry, love."

Really? Seriously? SERIOUSLY? He really went there? Ugh.

Tyler Lockwood commented on your status.

Thank goodness. I sighed. I love Tyler. He's so much better than Klaus.

Tyler Lockwood: "Back off, Klaus."

You go babe! Tyler is seriously the best.

Caroline Forbes, Bonnie Bennett, Jeremy Gilbert and 3 others like this. Stefan Salvatore commented on your status.

See! He annoys other people, too. It's not just me.

Stefan Salvatore: "There are a lot worse things than eating rabbits, Damon."

I laughed at Stefan's comment. This is great. Anything is better than Klaus trying to hit on me, again.

Caroline Forbes, Lexi Branson, Elena Gilbert and 2 others like this. Damon 'Eternal Stud' Salvatore commented on your status.

What did he say now? I seriously think that Damon just stares at him reflection in the mirror and just talks. His ego is that big.

Damon 'Eternal Stud' Salvatore: "Like eating kittens?"

How is maiming kittens worse than killing people?

Alaric Saltzman and Klaus Mikaelson like this.

I rolled my eyes. I still amazed that Damon actually has friends that he hasn't had to compel. It's a miracle, really.

Caroline Forbes: "How has anyone not killed you?"

I legitimately want to know. Stefan, I totally get still being alive, but Damon? It's like he lives to offend people. I think he wakes up in the morning and tries to figure out exactly just how offensive he can be that day. I honestly wouldn't be surprised.

Lexi Branson, Stefan Salvatore, Matt Donovan and 2 others like this. Lexi commented on your status.

And my friends agree with me!

Lexi Branson: "If not for Stefan, he'd be staked already."

I cackled. Lexi is the best. I could totally see Lexi and Damon throwing down and Lexi kicking his ass. Damon wouldn't stand a chance.

You, Klaus Mikaelson, Jeremy Gilbert and 4 others like this.

I closed the app and started to get ready. I have a date with Tyler to get ready for.