" Don't Push me, Cuz I'm close to the edge, I'm trying not to lose my Head" sang Chad happily down the hall. Just then an excited Taylor came and jumped on his back.
"Hey" said Chad
"Hi"
"What's got you so excited?"
"You don't remember/"
" Of course I do, I just like messing with you!" Chad said with a cute little smirk spread across his flawless face.
"Yeah, So what'd you get me?" asked an anxious Taylor.
"Don't Push me Woman, Cuz I'm close to the edge, I'm trying not to lose My head! Don't you just love that movie?"
" Chad, you forced me to go see that movie with you like eight times."
"so"
"Yeah, anyway, it better be something nice."
"Sure"
Later that day Chad was walking to class with troy asking him what he should get for Taylor.
"I don't know" said Troy
"Well, she likes the color, baby blue"
"Get her something baby blue"
"No! Its too superficial"
"I'm not helping you with this them Chad"
" well, Don't push me cuz I'm close to the edge, I'm trying not to lose my head!"
" Hey Chad, You still singing that. That movie was like four months ago"
"and its still good. I could watch that for days at a time and not get tired!"
"Chad, I'm telling you this as a friend, YOU ARE WEIRD!!"
"HAPPY FEET, That's it! I GOT IT!"
"Hey Chad, Where are you going?"
" I'll be backing a minute!"
Chad raced down the street to Blue Meyer Mall. He sprinted into the jewelry store to buy something. When Chad walked in a short lady in a pink suit walked up to him with a really cheesy smile.
"Hey there. Are you interested in anything you see?"
"Umm, do you have anything with penguins on them?"
"Penguins? I think we can find you something."
The short lady walked in the back of the store. She came back with a charm bracelet with three emperor penguins on them.
" I'll take it!"
"Okay!"
"Just in case she doesn't like it, I'll get another Bracelet with diamonds, because you can never go wrong with diamonds!"
"I'll just wrap these up for you! Would you be paying cash or charge?"
"Woman! don't Push Me cuz I'm Close to The Edge, I'm Trying Not To Lose My Head!!!"
" I beg your pardon!?"
"Just kidding maam, I'll take cash" Chad took the bags and went to sleep that night knowing he did a good deed.
The next day Chad went to school early. He waited for Taylor to get there. She arrived shortly after, she kind of looked upset.
"Hey Taylor, What's wrong?"
" Chad, Don't Push me cuz I'm close to the edge, I'm trying not to lose my head1 Got Ya!"
" You beat me at my own game! any ways, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, HAPPYBIRTHDAY TO YOU, HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR BABY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOOOOUUUU!!!"
"I heard an animal do that before, they rolled him over, he was dead!"
"More Happy Feet, Taylor?"
"Yeah, I guess so" And What did you get me?" Chad pulled out a bag from behind his back.
"Oh its ...slippers. You shouldn't have!"
"Try them on!"
"Okay" Taylor said dissapointed
"You may want to take the paper out of them first." Taylor reached her hand in there and she pulled out a diamond bracelet.
"Oh My Gosh! Chad I LOVE YOU!!! I LOVE YOU!!"
"Hey Try the other one." Taylor pulled out a penguin bracelet and a note, it said:
TayTay, you can push me to the edge any day because I love you to death , with yo fine self! I want to be with you always. I want you to see me as your daddy prnguin and you can be the momma. I know I'm probably going to get hit for this later, so I thought I'd say it now. Girl, You know You Rock My World!!
XOXOXOXOXOXOOXOXO Chad G. Danforth
Taylor didn't know what to say so she ran and kissed the love of her life, who loved to push her close to the edge.