The Awesome Author's Note: Yo guys, sorry this doesn't really have any good plot to it, but at least it's funny!
The Awesome Disclaimer: I awesomely DO NOT own Super Sentai!
Umeko and Sen were going to the store to buy some clothes, food, soda pop, and toys for Ban. When they were at the store they saw all kinds of strange people there; people who looked at them meanly, others looked at them like Sen and Umeko were insane, "What is with everybody?" Umeko asked Sen as she looked back at the people with a mean expression on her face.
"Dunno," Sen replied with a shrug.
All of a sudden a little kid pointed at Umeko, "Mamma! Look at those strange people!" The kid shouted pointing his index finger at Umeko.
"What is wrong people? WHAT?" Umeko screamed as she put both of her hands up to the cheeks of her face.
"It's because of those weird clothes!" Some woman screamed as she shook her fist at Umeko.
Umeko and Sen looked down and saw that they were wearing their DekaRanger uniforms, "What's wrong with this? At least we're not henshined into our DekaRanger forums!" Umeko screamed back at the woman.
The woman briskly walked up to Umeko, "You little idiot, just who do you think you are?" The woman asked when she got up to Umeko.
Umeko hated to look up to this woman, but she just pushed that thought aside, "I don't know! Who do you think I am?" Umeko screamed out the question as she pointed all of her fingers at herself in the chest.
"You little punk! You need to get a life!" The woman screamed as she pointed her index finger at Umeko.
"Why you...!" Umeko yelled as she angrily began to walk closer to the woman to punch her, but Sen grabbed her arms and was holding Umeko back.
"Anyway, I started a rumor about you two. About how weird you two are and how you guys are homeless pigs who can't fight without any help and that some hobo can whip your sorry butts!" The woman exclaimed with a chuckle as she crossed her arms across her chest.
"But haven't you just told everyone that what you said was just a rumor?" Sen asked as he let go of Umeko.
"Yeah, you just told everybody that you lied to them!" Umeko exclaimed as she pointed her index finger at the woman.
The woman looked around with her eyeballs then it struck her that she told everybody that she lied to them, "Uh-oh, uh... um... I HATE YOU!" The woman screamed then she briskly turned around and walked away.
"I don't really like her," Umeko said as she crossed her arms and looked straight down at her feet.
"I don't either, anyway, we better get a cart so Ban-tachi doesn't wonder where we are," Sen replied then he and Umeko went to buy the stuff at the store like how they were before they encountered the in-need of anger management woman.
THE AWESOME END!
