Disclaimer: Danielle and I own very little in this life. The book Harry Potter and all of its characters are not included in this very little. So, no, we don't own it.
What you are about to witness requires great courage, heart, and the ability not to break down crying.
Chapter 1: Pads and Prongs: Sleepover style
What do ya wanna do Prongs?
Prongs!
Prongs!
I knew the backyard wasn't a good idea….PRONGS!
Yeah Pads?
I thought I lost you! I was so alone!
I went to get some food!
There was a scary bug and an evil squirrel and- hey- where are you going?
To get more food.
You just got some!
Nah, my mom heard you hyperventilating and made me go check on you
That brave Mrs. Potter.
So what do you wanna do, Pads?
I was thinking we could watch the classics all night long!
Oh dear God…not Yep, MY LITTLE PONY GOES HOLLYWOOD 2 I'm going to call Moony… Why?To see what migraine medicine he uses.
Hey moony.
Have you cracked from the pressure yet?
Help me….
Calm down…try locking yourself in the bathroom.
Already tried.
And?
He took out a chainsaw and my mom made us sleep outside
Hang in their buddy, morning will come!
What cha guys talking about?
He's everywhere moony, everywhere!Hello, you've reached moony's…and prongs, this message is for you! It is your third day with Padfoot and your alive. This is probably close to your 472nd message, and I AM IN THE BATHROOM! Thank you.
Mr. Prongs will tell you that everyone knows you go to the bathroom at 3:47 am, not 2:43. a desperate Prongs is now calling your cell phone for the 493rd time….
after several more failed attempts to reach moony, one including a hot air balloon, Prongs submits himself to the torture of Padfoot's twisted mind…)