A/N: My little brother always sees my writing stuff and asked my if he
could write a story. it makes no since. He's Greg. He has about 2 A/Ns in
the story.
**This was inspired by the person who wrote Harrys Feeling a Bit Strange which I read her story to my brother and he wanted to write one two**
Harry Potters got on a train to New York but a second later he noticed he wasn't on a train and he was on a magic pony.
His friend Hermione thought that Harry Potters was kind of a show-off. So she decided to stays away from him so she hid in the trashcan.
And a trashcan fire happened ALL OVER THE CITY! DUNNN DUNNN DUNNNNNN!!! Harry Potters was in DOOM! He needed to save Hermione before she turned into a giant lemon!
Dumblewart [Dumbledore] helped Harry Potters cooked up a spell. but before they noticed it they cooked it up in the oven. And suddenly outside it became all firery and the oven exploded. BWAHAHAHAHAHA.
So Harry Potters and Dumblewart went to Hogonthewarts [Hogwarts] and made the Draco-persons goes away because he started sing a Britney Spears song. It goes like this: Oops I farted again; I stole your shoe and. and I spewed on you you you.
So they went to. to. ummm. stop. ummm.. Scizophrenic!. STOP!. so they went to Gryffindor and they took Hermione's stuff because in the spell book it say you (A/N (Greg)- Emily bad luck you need a space. A/N (Emily): There Happy?) need to get some of there person items all of a sudden they were too late.
A giant lemon started to rip apart Hogonthewarts. (A/N (Greg): Get? Hogwarts? Hog warts? Oh nethermind.)
She went to her dorm to get her stuff when she SAW THEM! She said 'DIE DIE LEMON LEMON DIE DIE LEMON LEMON! WAIT I JUST SAID DIE LEMON! I MEAN YOU GUYS! YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!'
All the sudden Harry became blind by the light and walked to the giant lemon and all of the sudden it popped- it bursted however you plea!
Then the squirty stuff hit him in the eye and he was blinded.
Then Hermione began to shrink down to her normal self. And he asked 'Why were you mad at me?'
and she said 'Well. well. you really wanna know?' She asked.
'Yeah that's why I asked freak. 'Hey just cuz I was a lemon doesn't mean I am a freak! I was mad at you b cuz you got to ride the MAGIC PONY! Hermione burst in green tears
'That was a waste of a question..' Harry said.
Then Harry Potters and Dumblewart choked Hermione and they all lived Happily ever laughter..
**This was inspired by the person who wrote Harrys Feeling a Bit Strange which I read her story to my brother and he wanted to write one two**
Harry Potters got on a train to New York but a second later he noticed he wasn't on a train and he was on a magic pony.
His friend Hermione thought that Harry Potters was kind of a show-off. So she decided to stays away from him so she hid in the trashcan.
And a trashcan fire happened ALL OVER THE CITY! DUNNN DUNNN DUNNNNNN!!! Harry Potters was in DOOM! He needed to save Hermione before she turned into a giant lemon!
Dumblewart [Dumbledore] helped Harry Potters cooked up a spell. but before they noticed it they cooked it up in the oven. And suddenly outside it became all firery and the oven exploded. BWAHAHAHAHAHA.
So Harry Potters and Dumblewart went to Hogonthewarts [Hogwarts] and made the Draco-persons goes away because he started sing a Britney Spears song. It goes like this: Oops I farted again; I stole your shoe and. and I spewed on you you you.
So they went to. to. ummm. stop. ummm.. Scizophrenic!. STOP!. so they went to Gryffindor and they took Hermione's stuff because in the spell book it say you (A/N (Greg)- Emily bad luck you need a space. A/N (Emily): There Happy?) need to get some of there person items all of a sudden they were too late.
A giant lemon started to rip apart Hogonthewarts. (A/N (Greg): Get? Hogwarts? Hog warts? Oh nethermind.)
She went to her dorm to get her stuff when she SAW THEM! She said 'DIE DIE LEMON LEMON DIE DIE LEMON LEMON! WAIT I JUST SAID DIE LEMON! I MEAN YOU GUYS! YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!'
All the sudden Harry became blind by the light and walked to the giant lemon and all of the sudden it popped- it bursted however you plea!
Then the squirty stuff hit him in the eye and he was blinded.
Then Hermione began to shrink down to her normal self. And he asked 'Why were you mad at me?'
and she said 'Well. well. you really wanna know?' She asked.
'Yeah that's why I asked freak. 'Hey just cuz I was a lemon doesn't mean I am a freak! I was mad at you b cuz you got to ride the MAGIC PONY! Hermione burst in green tears
'That was a waste of a question..' Harry said.
Then Harry Potters and Dumblewart choked Hermione and they all lived Happily ever laughter..