Ok, so seeing as I am completely A.D.D. and can't finish a story to save my life, I'm starting a new one. I think I could totally do the whole Mia diary point of view thing because she is almost as psychotic as me. I might actually have to try to be normal to be in her point of view ha ha. Another thing that will help me with this story is that I am hopelessly in love with my friend's older brother. So here is my take on the Princess Diaries. Just forget all those other plots you read because mine will be different, but with the same characters of course!

Disclaimer: *spoken very grudgingly* I am not the genius behind the Princess Diaries series.

Oh by the way, and just 'cause I am such a freak, I have to add, have any of you seen Transformers 2? Not what I hoped for but better than I expected.

Algebra 8:00 a.m. the first freakin' day of school.

My first day of high school at Albert Einstein High School, I could deal. I can totally handle anything that comes my way.

WHO AM I KIDDING? I DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND ALGEBRA ON THE FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL!

I mean it's not like my life is falling apart at all. It's not like I have no boobs, I have the figure of a q-tip, and I am taller than some of the boys at my school. Well, taller than half the people at my school. I mean there are a few guys who are taller than me. I mean Michael Moscovitz is and he's pretty hot. (A/N: OK so when I typed this in word i had it crossed out but it won't do it here so just imagine it crossed out!)

Ha ha, forget that I ever wrote that.

Now onto other things. Like Josh Richter! He is totally taller than me too! And way hot! Too bad he is currently with Lana Weinberger. It's the freshmen classes greatest pleasure to have such a lovely person with us.

Oh, and my other problem? The one I just found out about yesterday. The one I was too afraid to write in here because I can't even begin to believe it myself? I am the princess of Genovia.

Just wait until everyone finds out!

Oh great, Mr. Gianini just totally figured out that I was writing the entire time he was talking. Maybe that's why I don't understand algebra.

K, I know this was pretty short, but I have this thing where I have to get something out there before any sort of real draft can be formed.

xoxox

Love (as usual)

Me ;)