Kurt. You know my coffee order?
Blaine. Of course I do.
Take seats at the table.
Kurt. I'm impressed.
Blaine. Why? Have you ever watched The Big Bang Theory?
Kurt. Yes.
Blaine. Remember Sheldon's food order?
Kurt. I can't quote verbatim, you know.
Blaine. Remember to ask for the chicken with broccoli to be diced not shredded. Even though the menu description specifies shredded. Brown rice, not white. Stop at the Korean grocery and get the good hot mustard. Pick up the low sodium soy sauce from the market. Ta-dah!
Kurt (claps his hands with his mouth open). Wow.
Blaine. Your order is a way easier. And I would remember it by any means 'cause you're my Sheldon.
Kurt (a part). Just a few minutes ago I thought I could be his Valentine, and now I'm his Sheldon? Okay. (To Blaine.) That's not because I look like a giant praying mantis?
Blaine. No, that's because I look like Leonard.
Kurt narrows his eyes.
Blaine. And because your attitude is awful…
Kurt raises an eyebrow.
Blaine. ...and when I make a silly joke the look on your face is priceless.