He'd never like another girl as much as he'd liked Wendy Testaburger.
She was annoying, a dirty hippie and screamed way too much. She never let him help with projects because she said he was stupid and a racist.
But he'd liked...no, loved that dirty annoying hippie. Ever since that day they'd bonded over double-stuff cookies in the library he'd thought she was pretty damn cool for a girl. When she kissed him at the debate, he knew for sure. (Plus, the horrified look on Stan's face only made the moment sweeter)
Of course it had to end. She'd brushed her feelings off as unresolved sexual tension and he'd pretended to agree with her.
"See ya later...ho."
She giggled and ran to catch up with Stan, and to his dismay Cartman was too crushed to chuck a snowball at Stan and call him a dick.
Wendy was the most annoying person in the world outside of grownups, Mr. Hat, Stan, Kyle and Kenny.
But he'd never love another annoying girl as much as he'd love her.