Hello there It`s guardian again and before you go on this weep trail of absolute shit, I`m going to explain a couple of things.

First, take no offical terms i use in this piece cannonly. I can promise you that there are no little troll psychologist that have either diagnosed, or even evaluated mituna. But if you feel the need to make a sad stuck head cannon out of what I say, shoot for it. Another thing, about my soul eater piece, i have the next chapter written. I`ve just been busy with school and cons and homework and shit and haven`t actually gotten around to editing and typing it. Now this story actually came to me in the middle of Summer school. I thinks mituna always gets so much shit an people always see him as this fragile retard. So i decided to write something coming from mituna showing hes not actually like that and that he actually tries. So updates will be scattered and chapters will be shorter. but in all please no death to guardian.

Anyway i hope you enjoy the depths of my head, and judge me not love. Homestuck`s not mine and neither are any official psychological terms used here. So enjoy ^_^.

My name is Mituna Captor, and you are in my head. Just a quick warning, things are really screwed up in there. You see, I have brain damage. That`s why i can`t talk right,

I can`t remember things well,

I'm clumsy,

I freak out a lot,

I`m not good at comprehending things,

I spaz,

No one can understand what i say half the time,

And I can`t learn right.

But trust me I`m not stupid! I swear! I`m really not! I can count my fingers and toes and all 4 of my horns! See! I have 4 Horns! But honestly I`m not that disabled. I`m a lot smarter then i come off as. And sometimes, I`m not even sure if tulip knows.

To start off, I became this way to save my friends. I don`t actually remember why, but i know no matter what it`s supposed to be this way. you can travel millions of timelines, and in every single one of them you`ll find me like this. You`ll find good old Mituna, mentally damaged and visibly retarded. It will always be, no matter what. But look, I know I`m annoying ok. I know I'm sorta creepy. I know that a majority of people can't stand me. I know I'm irrelevant. Trust me I`ve had time to think this all over.

This time though, I want everyone to know. This is my chance to show everyone I'm actually a person. That I`m more than just some clumsy retarded fuck that follows latula around. This is my chance to tell everyone that I have feelings too. So bare with me okay?

It`s time everybody knew.

So chaptery prologuey thing? what are we all thinking? well anyway im just excited as you to see how this goes (if you are excited that is). So keep posted and catch you all on the flip side ^_^

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