Authors note:Brief explanation…me and my best chickas in a chat room last night…fuuun. I know it's not ffic but I like making people laugh so I'm putting it up. If no one cares or if people complain a lot I'll take it down. I know it's not like I'm the first person to ever get drunk and be an assclown…but…it is funny and I know my stupidity will make you guys laugh if you read. Lol. If you dareeeeeeeee Oh, and just so you know, I really don't care I am JERICHO…Jericho=wrestlefan4 you can know who I am I have no shame lol. Loves yas! OH and these are all from the same night, last night. I just broke it up cause it's long. Much lolz. We were all pretty much drunk or drinking…some more than others. It rocked. Straight Edge is over rated lol. Names have been changed to protect the innocent…and…the intoxicated. XD
TOP 10 or HOW EVER THE HELL MANY REASONS WHY YOU SHOULD DRINK
1) JBL (12:07:13 AM):im still hungry
JBL (12:07:24 AM):oh i forgot to eat
Jericho (12:07:26 AM):rofl
JBL (12:07:27 AM):OH I fORGOT TO COOK
JBL (12:07:28 AM):LOL
Jericho (12:07:29 AM):You always do
Kane (12:07:43 AM):Kane: Promise?
Jericho (12:07:45 AM):omg...if we ever met...I think the world would implode
JBL (12:07:45 AM):LMAO THERES A POT ON THE STOVE AND THE STOVES NOT ON AND I LIED I DIDNT EVEN TAKE THE POT OUT
TheUndertaker (12:07:55 AM):...I forgot to eat, too. ;
2) JBL(12:21:36 AM):IM MAKIN
JBL (12:21:39 AM):ti
JBL (12:21:42 AM):sgaheppti
JBL (12:21:44 AM):.........
JBL (12:21:45 AM):wow
Jericho (12:21:46 AM):rofl
JBL (12:21:46 AM):lao
JBL(12:21:47 AM):mao
TheUndertaker (12:21:51 AM):Duuuuude. XD
JBL (12:21:52 AM):i cant even type anymore
JBL (12:21:53 AM):XD
Jericho (12:21:53 AM):are you drunk?
Jericho(12:21:57 AM):*squinty eyes*
3) JBL (12:33:10 AM):OMG OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOKMGOLMGOKL,GOPL,GOLGOLMGKGOKMGKMGOKGOLMG
JBL (12:33:18 AM):OMGOKMGOKMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOKGMOKGOMG
JBL(12:33:21 AM):NDING
JBL (12:33:22 AM):NEMO
JBL (12:33:23 AM):IS ON TV
JBL (12:33:24 AM):RIGHT NOW
JBL(12:33:29 AM):OMG.
4) TheUndertaker (1:12:03 AM):Oh, heels should be banned as a form of medieval torture
TheUndertaker (1:12:09 AM):And not the fun kind, either.
5) JBL (1:21:07 AM):my mom walked in while i was in the dish washer
JBL(1:21:14 AM):and i had to make it look like i fell in
JBL (1:21:15 AM):XD
Jericho (1:21:18 AM):you were in the dishwasher?
TheUndertaker (1:21:24 AM):IN the dishwasher?
JBL (1:21:34 AM):XD i dont remember what i was doing
TheUndertaker (1:21:36 AM):What were you DOING, homie? XD
JBL(1:21:37 AM):XDDD
JBL (1:21:39 AM):I DONT KNOW
JBL (1:21:39 AM):XD
Jericho(1:21:39 AM):rofl
Jericho (1:21:41 AM):good lord
Jericho (1:21:59 AM):are you drunk too? XD
TheUndertaker (1:22:00 AM):I GOTCHA LOUD AND CLEAR NOW XD
JBL (1:22:27 AM):.......I DONT KNOW
JBL (1:22:28 AM):XD
Jericho(1:22:34 AM):lol
JBL (1:22:41 AM):XD i dont think i should be left alone right now
Jericho (1:22:46 AM):stay here lol
JBL (1:22:47 AM):am i still making food??
Jericho(1:22:50 AM):although...ROFL
JBL (1:22:52 AM):does anyone know?
JBL (1:22:53 AM):LMAO
TheUndertaker (1:23:02 AM):I have NOOOO idea. XD
Jericho (1:23:06 AM):although I'm going to go get alcohol haha brb
TheUndertaker (1:23:14 AM):Not if you're trying to do it in the dishwasher.
JBL (1:23:14 AM):what am i doing....
JBL (1:23:15 AM):lmao
JBL (1:23:24 AM):i have a spoon in my bra.
JBL (1:23:25 AM):XD
JBL(1:23:32 AM):WHAT AM I DOING XD
TheUndertaker (1:23:35 AM):...you're definitely doin it wrong.
TheUndertaker (1:23:58 AM):Food. IT'S NOT IN THERE. lol
JBL (1:23:59 AM):hey i found my cell phone
JBL (1:24:01 AM):in my bra.
Kane (1:24:07 AM):*cries* Im out of Crown Royal
JBL (1:24:07 AM):stuck to the spoon
TheUndertaker (1:24:16 AM):Man, what else you got hiding in there?!
JBL(1:24:22 AM):a sharpie..
JBL(1:24:29 AM):heres 34 dollars.....
JBL (1:24:36 AM):a picture of JBL......
JBL (1:24:36 AM):lmao
JBL(1:24:39 AM):im not making this shit up
JBL (1:24:40 AM):XD
TheUndertaker (1:24:46 AM):I believe the third one.
JBL (1:24:48 AM):a cuarter.
JBL (1:25:01 AM):OH THATS WHERE MY MONEY WENT
JBL (1:25:04 AM):I WENT SHOPPING.
JBL(1:25:18 AM):whys it in my bra......
TheUndertaker (1:25:31 AM):Misplace your wallet? o.O
JBL (1:25:34 AM):lmao
JBL(1:25:37 AM):i dont have a wallet.
JBL (1:25:39 AM):do i??
TheUndertaker (1:25:46 AM):...WOOOOOW. XD
JBL (1:25:58 AM):i shouild ask my mom if i have a wallet.
TheUndertaker (1:26:23 AM):I'm thinking you should sit down and collect your thoughts. Or, something. XD Get your duckies in a row.
JBL (1:26:30 AM):xd
JBL (1:26:33 AM):i like ducks
TheUndertaker (1:26:41 AM):Me too. Heh.
TheUndertaker (1:27:12 AM):There's my attention span for ya.
6)Kane (1:29:33 AM):Arg. BRB DoucheBag is at my door. Iffn I'm not back in 30 minutes....I went to jail. O
Jericho (1:29:34 AM):shit i almost spillrd alcohol on my keyboard
7) JBL (1:31:06 AM):i have a spoon
Jericho (1:31:16 AM):....good job JBL
JBL (1:31:28 AM):whoaaa ohhh im half way theeeree
TheUndertaker (1:31:33 AM):*throws confetti* Yaaaay XD
TheUndertaker (1:31:37 AM):Spoooooon
Jericho (1:31:38 AM):livin on a praaayer
JBL (1:31:41 AM):XD
JBL(1:31:48 AM):i wish i could live in a shoe
Jericho (1:31:56 AM):rofl
TheUndertaker (1:31:58 AM):TAKE MY HAND, AND WE'LL MAKE IT I SWEE-EEAR--!! *falls over*
JBL (1:32:02 AM):one two buckle mah shoes.
JBL (1:32:15 AM):D five six pick up sticks
Jericho(1:32:17 AM):I think you got stoned tonight and forgot totell me
JBL (1:32:19 AM):wait im counting wrong
JBL(1:32:19 AM):lmao
8) TheUndertaker (1:34:27 AM):All right, it's official. I am jumpy for no reason whatsoever.
TheUndertaker (1:34:46 AM):My water bottle made some kinda weird popping noise and I nearly hit the damn ceiling.
JBL (1:34:50 AM):and pie...
Jericho (1:34:51 AM):know what would be cool
JBL (1:34:55 AM):pie is cool
Jericho (1:35:00 AM):pie is awesome!!!
TheUndertaker (1:35:03 AM):What? Pie is good.
JBL (1:35:05 AM):i like
JBL (1:35:06 AM):pie.
JBL (1:35:18 AM):pieee
JBL (1:35:20 AM):pie.
JBL (1:35:23 AM):Pie.
JBL (1:35:27 AM):Pie.
Jericho (1:35:28 AM):licking whisky from jerichos navel XD
Jericho (1:35:32 AM):pieeeeeeeee
JBL (1:35:36 AM):pierre.
JBL (1:35:41 AM):bouvier.
TheUndertaker (1:35:42 AM):WOOOOOOOW, you guys. LOL
JBL (1:35:47 AM):.
Jericho (1:35:47 AM):rofl
JBL (1:35:51 AM):PIE
JBL (1:35:53 AM):RRE.
JBL (1:35:55 AM):PIERRE
JBL (1:36:01 AM):I WONDER If PIERRE BOUVIER
JBL (1:36:03 AM):LIKES PIE.
Jericho (1:36:05 AM):JBL you are goooooone
9) JBL (1:38:18 AM):i'm hungry
JBL (1:38:22 AM):i wish i had pie.
Jericho(1:38:26 AM):you are stoneeed
JBL (1:38:27 AM):never is just
JBL (1:38:28 AM):reven
JBL (1:38:31 AM):spelled backwards
TheUndertaker(1:38:39 AM):I wish I had pie too, now. Dang it.
JBL(1:38:45 AM):reeeven
Jericho (1:38:46 AM):qouth the raven nevermore
JBL (1:38:48 AM):reeeeeeeven
JBL (1:38:49 AM):reven
TheUndertaker (1:38:57 AM):Whooboy.
Jericho (1:39:50 AM):i wonder if it would taste nasty if i put orange crush in my whisky
JBL (1:39:52 AM):im hungry.
Jericho (1:39:55 AM):y or ey
Kane (1:40:03 AM):EY
Jericho (1:40:05 AM):go eat h0oe
JBL (1:40:05 AM):i should make food.
JBL(1:40:10 AM):hey its kane
TheUndertaker (1:40:12 AM):O HAI
JBL (1:40:20 AM):i wish i wish i were a codfish
JBL (1:40:31 AM):-----come to the conclusion that JBL is stoned
TheUndertaker(1:40:33 AM):JBL, didn't you go through this before you got lost in the dishwasher? XD
Jericho (1:40:42 AM):rofl
JBL(1:40:47 AM):cant touch this
JBL (1:40:49 AM):da na na na
TheUndertaker (1:41:00 AM):Sweet Lord almighty. XD
10) Kane (1:41:01 AM):I swear to fucking god the next time I see that son of a bitch I'm going to rip off his nuts barehanded and shove them down his fucking throat and then dip the bleeding flesh in alcohol
Jericho (1:41:17 AM):just so everyone knows
Jericho (1:41:22 AM):LOL KANE
Jericho (1:41:24 AM):niiiiiice
TheUndertaker (1:41:31 AM):Damn, homie. XD
JBL (1:41:32 AM):ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding
Jericho(1:41:35 AM):Just so everyone knows putting orange crush with whisky is nasty
JBL (1:41:38 AM):ding ding ding ding ding ding ding
Kane (1:41:44 AM):Fucking 1:30 in the damn morning to bitch me out over his dog!
JBL (1:41:45 AM):do do dooo do do do do.
Kane (1:41:48 AM):His fucking Dog!
JBL (1:41:50 AM):da na na na.
Jericho (1:41:51 AM):stupid guy
Jericho (1:41:57 AM):guys=stupidiity
TheUndertaker (1:42:00 AM):WHAT THE HELL.
Jericho (1:42:05 AM):as I type stupidity wrong