GH
And I'd spend money on tapes to record you
If there's another way I'd like to know how
You're the closest to real life, that I'll ever be
And I don't want commercials right now.
Elizabeth and Emily and Zander
Nicholas and Gia too
They freaked when a dead cop: Ted
Showed up half naked in a room.
And I don't want the world to know this
'Cause I don't think that they'd understand
I'm hooked on General Hospital
And I'll come out with remote in my hand
Lucky's mind has been twisted
By Helena; a grandmother slut
If he thought that life were just a chess game
He'd probably protect the queen
And I don't want the world to know this
'Cause I don't think that they'd understand
I'm hooked on General Hospital
And I'll come out with remote in my hand
-October 29th, 2000-ThirdRealiti-