DISCLAIMER:None of these characters are mine,and no copyright
infringement is intended.If you read my previous fic,"Ranma Finally
Makes The Right Choice,"you may remember that I stated that I wasn't
ruling out the possibility of a second Ranma/Pokemon crossover fanfic.
And here it is.There is a bathtub scene at the end,but don't let it
scare you.

"Ryouga Gets Squirtled"(A Ranma 1-2/Pokemon crossover fanfic),by Mike
Rhea

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Ryouga wandered through the streets of Nerima.As usual,he was lost;but
this time,he had once again found himself in the hometown of his true
beloved.

*Here I am once again,in the hometown of my beloved Akane,*he thought.
*The one place I find happiness found nowhere else.And yet she lives
under the same roof as Ranma.She loves me when I'm her pet P-chan,but
if I can only tell her how I feel in my true form...,*he continued as
he started to write on a brick and concrete fence by poking holes in
it.

Suddenly,as he continued to poke holes in the fence,he heard a
familiar "Oh,hi Ryouga-kun."

"A-A-AKANE!,"stammered Ryouga.

Suddenly,Akane noticed finger-punched holes in the fence forming a
picture of a house with both her and Ryouga's names inside of it.
"Ryouga-kun,is this true?,"she inquired while blushing profusely.

"C-C-Can you please f-f-forgive me?,"stammered Ryouga.

"What?For truly loving me more than Ranma?Never!"She then ran into
Ryouga's arms and they began kissing passionately and deeply.Then
suddenly,as they continued kissing,they were interrupted by a powerful
jet of water that not only hit them squarely in the face,but it caused
Ryouga's clothes to slowly fall to the ground as he transformed into a
little black pig.Right in front of Akane.At that moment,Akane and
P-chan heard a taunt-like "Squirtle!Squirtle!"

"Don't worry baby,"said Akane to her pet pig."I'll handle this."As
soon as she saw the Squirtle;she pulled out a Pokeball and shouted
"WEEPINBELL,I CHOOSE YOU!" as she threw it towards Squirtle.As the Pokeball hit the ground,Weepinbell emerged from it.

"Weepinbell,"said the Weepinbell once it was out of the Pokeball.It
wasted little time firing poison powder at the Squirtle.Just as it
started to shoot a powerful spray of foam,the Squirtle was hit by
Weepinbell's pellet of poison powder and promptly retreated into its
shell.

"WEEPINBELL,FINISH IT!,"shouted Akane.

"Weepinbell,"replied Weepinbell as he promptly sprayed acid at the
immobilized Squirtle,defeating it rather easily.Then,as her first
Pokeball already had 6 Pokemon(including her Weepinbell),she pulled
out an empty Pokeball and shouted "POKEBALL,GO!" as she threw it
towards the defeated Squirtle.Once it hit the ground;the empty Pokeball
opened itself up,sucked up the Squirtle,and closed up.About ten
seconds later,Akane picked up the Pokeball containing her newly caught
Squirtle.She then picked up the other Pokeball.

"Thank you,Weepinbell,"thanked Akane.She then opened the nearly loaded
Pokeball and shouted "RETURN!"

"Weepinbell,"replied Akane's first ever caught Pokemon(not counting
her starter Pokemon,a Charmander)as it retreated into its Pokeball.

Akane then picked up P-chan and told him rather seductively "Don't
worry,Ryouga.You and I are gonna take a bath."

P-chan blushed profusely,then leaned itself against Akane's cleavage as
she took him back to the doujou with her.Once at the doujou,she carried
him to her bedroom;where she undressed before carrying P-chan to the
bathtub(which she filled with warm water)with her.After stepping into
the tub of warm water,she dipped P-chan into it,causing him to
transform into Ryouga.As they were both naked,Ryouga's nose began to
drip blood.

"So it's been you that's been protecting me from that nasty Ranma?,"
inquired Akane.

"Yes,because it's my duty to protect you from that ingrate since you
do the same for me,Akane-san,"replied Ryouga as he put on noseplugs to
suppress the blood."Besides,when did you become a Pokemon trainer?"

"I became one about a week ago,just a couple of days after you went on
another training journey.Of the 150 Pokemon in existence,I already
have 7."

"How do I get a Pokemon trainer's license?I forgot to ask the 3 young
Pokemon trainers that I met during my trip."

"Why don't we go to Professor Oak's tomorrow,P-chan?"

"Sure,Akane-san.Thanks in advance."

"You're welcome.Anyway,thanks for protecting me,Ryouga-kun."

"You're welcome,Akane-san,"replied Ryouga as his nosebleed subsided.
And all this was happening while an aquatranssexual and his cross-
dressing fiancee were planning a training trip/romantic getaway
together at the latter's okonomiyaki restaurant.

THE END

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AUTHOR'S NOTES:As you may know,this fic was inspired by Pokemon TV
series episode 12,"Here Comes The Squirtle Squad"(which is available on
the Poke-Friends video).Additionally,this crossover was also inspired
by 3 Ranma TV series episodes:Nettouhen episode 58(in which Ryouga
hole-punches a picture of a house with his and Akane's names inside of
it on a Furinkan High School hallway wall,the English title for this
episode is "Ryouga's 'Tendou Doujou' Houseguest Diary" and can be
found on the video "Ranma 1/2 Outta Control:A Room With A Zoo");and to
a lesser extent,Nettouhen episodes 45(which begins with Ranma and
Ukyou planning a training trip together,the English title for this
episode is "Ukyou's Skirt:The Great Girly-Girl Gambit" and can be found
on the video "Ranma 1/2 Hard Battle:Mirror Mirror")and 67(which
features a futuristic sequence in which Ukyou catches her fiance Ranma
writing her a love letter in sauce,the English title for this episode
is "The Dumbest Bet In History" and can be found on the video "Ranma
1/2 Outta Control:You Bet Your Doujou").According to Weepinbell's card
(card #70) in the Topps Pokemon TV animation set(series 1),Weepinbells
do have an advantage over water Pokemon;and I took this into
consideration when writing this.As you may know,this was my first fic
in which Ryouga and Akane played lead roles.Previously,their biggest
roles in any of my fics came in "Akane Gets Drained."

Excluding flames,C&C are welcome.

You can find more Ranma and Ukyou fanfics(by myself and other authors)
on my page(the cabernet sauvignon of Ranma romance sites)devoted to
the Vegeta/Bulma of Rumiko Takahashi fandom(seriously).

Mike Rhea
Webmaster Of The Ranma and Ukyou Pages!
http://rei.animenetwork.com/ranchan/

Ukyou(referring to Ryouga):"That jackass!Stubborn as a mule and twice as stupid."
Ranma: "Yea, whatever."-Ranma 1/2 OAV Series:One Grew Over The Kunou's Nest:"Oh, Cursed Tunnel of Lost Love! Let My Love Be Forever!"