Okay seen as everyone seems to be making drabbles I thought I make some too Excuse if all my drabbles are a bit random and stuff. I may make requests for people if they ask and ill do any pairing as long as its not EdxAl because I really don't like that, there are going to be mostly RoyxEd but I might throw in a few other pairings to!

Disclaimer: I don't own FMA. Wish I did but I don't.

This is RoyxEd enjoy!

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Good mood

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Roy Mustang, The flame alchemist was in a good mood, why you may ask? Well because he has a certain short, hot tempered, cute, blonde in his office. The dark haired alchemist continued to smile to himself as he watched the blonde rant yet again about how three buildings that had been destroyed while on his mission in Lior was NOT his fault and he had nothing to with it. Roy just watched the blonde teenager rant away amused, his pale, long and un-gloved fingers steepled themselves together in front of his face so as to hide the gentle and fond smile he wore; Edward Elric could always make Roy smile, even though the blonde didn't know it; the 17 year old had no idea how he made the flame alchemist feel whenever he walked in the room to hand in his report.

It had taken him a while to admit he had feelings for the short blonde alchemist, a hell of a long time, hell if it wasn't for Meas Hughes, his best friend teasing him every time he stared at the blonde when Edward (or anyone else) wasn't looking and snickering about how he'd get done for paedophilia, he probably still wouldn't have admitted it yet.

Throughout his life Roy had never once been attracted to a male before, so the whole prospect of suddenly falling in love with one was a bit overwhelming, even now Hughes teased Roy but, now Edward was 17, one year over the legal age limit to have sex, he was teasing Roy on how much of a coward he was for not telling the blonde, how he really felt.

Roy had scowled at his friend and threatened the man with his ignition gloves, but the threat was an empty one and Maes knew it; Roy WAS a coward for not telling the blonde, but he knew that it would be to strange, for him to suddenly go 'Ah thank you for you report Fullmetal, by the way I'm in love with you and want to screw your sexy ass' Roy had known Edward for 5 years and the blonde teen far too well to know that he would either; throw a fit, snort and think he was joking or be so horrified that he'd never enter Roy's office without supervision ever again.

It never dawned on Roy that Edward Elric might have the same feelings for him that he did for the blonde.

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Half an hour earlier

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"Tell him" a voice insisted.

"No"

"Nii-San tell him!"

"For that last time no!"

Alphonse Elric, heaved a sigh and rolled his eyes and he sat down in his newly re-acquired body; he was still getting used to things and his body was sensitive to everything; he looked over at his older brother who was writing out the report he had to give R-Mustang in less than an hour, his face red, but Alphonse knew it wasn't from anger but embarrassment.

"Come on Nii-san, I've seen he way he looks at you when he thinks no one else is looking" Al teased which made the older Elric blush even more, he spun his head around and scowled at his younger brother, shaking his automail fist at Al. "For the last time I'm not telling R-Mustang I'm in love with him….he wouldn't want me anyway…" Edwards voice softened to a whisper at the last part as he looked at his automail sadly; After restoring his brother using the philosophers stone he tried using it to get his limbs back but the transmutation failed miserably and the stone had shattered, leaving ed as he always was.

This hadn't bothered Edward to much and still didn't, but why would Roy want him? He was technically half a body, and the dark haired alchemist could have anyone, so why would he choose Edward? Hell, Roy had already proved he was a straight as a fucking arrow through all the women he dated so Edward had next to no chance of ever having the dark haired man.

Al noticed Edward saddened look and sighed, half in sympathy and half in irritation at his older brother. "Nii-san listen to me, he looks at you all the time! He can't keep his eyes off you when he sees you! Its almost as though he's love struck!" Al giggled and Edward sighed and looked up at Al "But what if he doesn't like me like that? What if I ruin what little part of a friendship that we have?"

Al chuckled at this and hugged his brother "Winry once told me that the best way of confessing and having a little of what you want, is to show how you feel instead of telling them" Al said and Ed blushed even more if it were possible before giving his brother a flat look.

"So what you and Winry are saying is I should just walk up to Roy and just kiss him? Then that will explain everything?" Al nodded and Edward groaned before turning and letting his head thump on his wooden desk, muttering 'That will never work' under his breath.

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Now

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Edward was ranting about the mission right now and trying hard not to make eye contact with his superior officer. As he protested about some buildings he had innocently 'forgotten' to mention in his report, being destroyed. The blonde protested that it wasn't his fault that the buildings had collapsed but the person they had been sent to capture was to blame.

"-so don't blame me and ask me to pay for them if those people want to sure they should sue the bad guy not me!" Ed finished as he stared at a spot just above Roy's left shoulder; a trick he'd learnt from a book, to see the person but not meet their eyes, focus on a piece of wall behind them.

Roy watched the blonde stare at him, panting for breath after his huge rant and Roy felt his hands twitching just slightly as an urge to pull the blonde over his desk and kiss him grew stronger, the flame alchemist forcefully pushed that thought aside and decided it was his turn to speak "Hmm well weather or not it was you Fullmetal, the military still have to pay for it, though I don't know how someone so small can do so much damage" Roy said with a smirk as he saw Ed go red in the face and closed his eyes and waited for the usual 'IM NOT SHORT' rant that was to come.

Silence.

Roy blinked and looked over his desk to where Ed was…or where he should have been, the dark haired alchemist blinked again and peered over the edge of his desk, wondering if Edward had suddenly shrunk, but the short tempered blonde was nowhere to be seen.

Suddenly Roy felt a tug on his uniform jacket from his felt and turned expecting to see Edward pissed and readily to hit him, instead he felt himself being pulled down and a pair of soft lips pressed against his own in a kiss. Roy's eyes widened, in surprise when he found that no, this was NOT a dream and yes the blonde he'd been in love with for god knows how long was kissing him.

Roy instantly kissed back and pulled the blonde into his lap, his tongue snaking into Edward's mouth, he heard the blonde moaned loudly and it sounded like music to Roy's ears. When they finally pulled apart Edward was gasping for breath "I love you, you bastard and I'm not short!" He managed to get out, hitting Roy's chest weakly with his flesh hand. Roy chuckled at this Ed's attack not hurting him at all "I love you too, and yes you are short stuff" Roy teased before kissing the fiery teenager before he could hit him again.

Yes, Roy Mustang was in a VERY good mood.

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Yeah I know its pretty long that it could be considered a one shot. Bleh I guess I just can do 100 word drabbles like some people can. Well hope you like it any way

Jade Rotaski Queen of the damned