Before you read thisI better explain what 'ablutophobia' is. Ablutophobia is 'fear of washing or bathing'

... this was another thought stuck in my head that I just HAD to write down ...

okay, read now :D

Zoro sheathed his swords. The enemy ship was sinking. Sanji stepped out into the bright morning light with a fresh cigarette between his lips.

"Hey shitty swordsman, did you just take out that ship?" Sanji pointed to the wreckage in the water.

"Yeah, what's it to ya?" Zoro said.

"Next time wake us up! You got to let other people get their exercise too."

"You already get enough exercise running around after Nami."

Sanji opened his mouth then shut it. He wanted to get back at the swordsman but he didn't want to insult his beloved Nami. He noticed the large amount of blood on Zoro's arm.

"Maybe you could have used the help marimo," Sanji said, "looks like you're bleeding."

Zoro looked at his arm, "it's not mine." he said.

Zoro tried to wipe it off but just spread it further, after awhile he gave up and wiped his hands on his shirt.

"Urh, you're a mess, go clean yourself up before Nami sees you. She doesn't deserve to see such hideousness, and she wouldn't like to see the blood being spread all over the ship. You are not coming anywhere near my kitchen until you're clean." Sanji left for his kitchen.

Zoro lay down on the deck with his hands behind his head and fell asleep.

-an hour or so later-

A sharp pain in Zoro's ribs woke him up. Before he knew what was going on he hit the wall and slid down it.

"Clean yourself up moss-head!" Sanji lowered his leg. "Don't make me do that again, go have a shower, you stink."

Sanji left. Luffy had seen the commotion and walked over to Zoro.

"Hey Zoro!" Luffy said, "You know Sanji will stop kicking you if you have a shower."

"Well I'm not going to." Zoro said bluntly.

"Why not?"

Zoro sighed. There was no harm in telling his captain why he refused to shower. Luffy wouldn't blackmail him or laugh. In fact, he could be very serious at times.

"I suffer from ablutophobia" Zoro said, "that's why."

"Oh…" Luffy scratched his head and left.

Zoro grinned, Luffy probably didn't even know what ablutophobia was.

Luffy went into the kitchen to see Sanji.

In the kitchen

"Sanji?"

"Hn?" the cook didn't look up from his work.

"What's ablutophobia?"

"Why do you ask?"

"Cause Zoro says he has it."

Sanji stopped cutting and grinned. "Go get a bucket of soapy water please Luffy, it will help Zoro."

On the front deck

Sanji came out onto the front deck to see Zoro, still not clean.

"I can't believe it! The mighty Roronoa Zoro is an ablutophobic!" Sanji laughed.

Zoro growled and Luffy emerged with a bucket of soapy water.

"Hey Sanji! You still haven't told me what an ablutophobia is!" Luffy whined.

"It means Zoro's a wimp!"

"Am not!"

"Yeah?" Sanji laughed.

Sanji picked up the bucket of soapy water.

"ARH!" Zoro shielded himself with his hands. One might go as far to say he was cowering.

Sanji threw the bucket's contents over Zoro. Sanji laughed.

"Get used to it marimo, you better start washing or this is going to happen more often."

Sanji laughed all the way back to the kitchen.

Luffy looked confused.

Zoro felt clean, the soap was scented lavender. He was going to smell like a girl for days. Some bubbles made their way over Zoro's face.

Zoro shuddered.

Heh heh :D Zoro went REEEEEALLY OOC then :P

Just imagine Zoro cowering from a bucket of soap... hee hee hee XD