SPIDERMAN The "Real" movie.
DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN SPIDERMAN.
Chapter 1: The bus ride.
"My name is Peter Parker. I am riding on a luxury bus. With my favorite girlfriends. Oh wait I am not. I am running after the bus sorry I thought I was Flash Thomson."
A boy is running after a bus his shoes are untied and he trips over the laces.
Peter: Ow -sits up and ties shoes then notices the bus is far away- OH NO! -does not notice the bus but we see a balloon fly out of his backpack- BALLONNY!
Old man: -walks by and sees Peter yelling about the balloon- Hey kid got any cash?
Peter: Yes! -hands the guy 3 million dollar bills-
Guy: O.O
Peter: your welcome! -walks off forgetting about the balloon-
AT COLUMBIA SCIENCE DEPARTMENT.
A car drives up. Inside two people are arguing.
Harry: Mustard!
Norman: Ketchup!
Harry: MUSTARD!
Norman: KETCHUP!
Narrator: um not like that
Norman/Harry: sorry
Norman: Mayo!
Harry: No Mayo!
Narrator: thats better
Harry/norman: thanks!
Harry: Gotta go!
Norman: KETCHUP AND MAYO!
Harry: MUSTARD AND NO MAYO! -walks up steps and looks for peter confused- Isn't Pete supposed to be in this scene? -Takes out script and reads- Yep ok so Pete is supposed to be right HERE! -Peter is nowhere to be seen-
TO PETER! (We see a whirling backround scene with Peters head moving closer and behind (Like batman the live action siries))
Peter: -is eating a sandwich with ketchup and mustard and mayo- I'm so glad I skipped the scene of meeting Mr. Osborn today!
BACK AT HARRY (NO WHIRLY SCENE)
Harry: -is growing impatient (ok well he is growing angrier!)- WHERE IS PETER THAT BLEEP WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HERE HOURS AGO!
Peter: -runs up- sorry I'm late I had to get lunch
Harry: Mustard with no mayo right?
Peter: What?
Harry: you got a sandwich with mustard and no mayo right?
Peter: actually I got...
Norman: Ketchup and Mayo! Good boy!
Peter: Actually I got Ketchup Mustard Mayo and banana!
Norman/Harry: O.O
Peter: what?
Guy: HEY COME ON IN THEY HAVE GENETIC SPIDERS AND THE WINNER OF THE CONTEST GETS TO BE BITTEN BY ONE!
Peter: OUT OF MY WAY!
Norman: Such a good kid! Well by son ... uh...
Harry: HARRY! MY NAME IS HARRY!
Norman: no your name is ...uh... that is your name!
Harry: O.O
INSIDE:
Announcer: OK NEXT CONTESTANT ON "WHO WANTS TO BE BITTEN BY A RADIOACTIVE SPIDER!" COME ON DOWN!
Peter: -Goes on down- Hi My name is...
Announcer: WHO CARES YOU WIN!
Peter: -Gets bitten- OW! I mean NEAT!
AT PARKER HOUSE.
Uncle ben: -is trying to put a lightbulb in by pressing it up against the holer and letting it go. There is a pile of broken glass on the floor-
Aunt May: CLEAN THIS UP NOW BEN!
Uncle Ben: Do I have to?
Aunt May: NOW!
Uncle Ben: Ok ok
Peter: Hiya Byea!
Uncle Ben: Wow teenagers sure are weird these days
TO BE CONTINUED.
DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN SPIDERMAN.
Chapter 1: The bus ride.
"My name is Peter Parker. I am riding on a luxury bus. With my favorite girlfriends. Oh wait I am not. I am running after the bus sorry I thought I was Flash Thomson."
A boy is running after a bus his shoes are untied and he trips over the laces.
Peter: Ow -sits up and ties shoes then notices the bus is far away- OH NO! -does not notice the bus but we see a balloon fly out of his backpack- BALLONNY!
Old man: -walks by and sees Peter yelling about the balloon- Hey kid got any cash?
Peter: Yes! -hands the guy 3 million dollar bills-
Guy: O.O
Peter: your welcome! -walks off forgetting about the balloon-
AT COLUMBIA SCIENCE DEPARTMENT.
A car drives up. Inside two people are arguing.
Harry: Mustard!
Norman: Ketchup!
Harry: MUSTARD!
Norman: KETCHUP!
Narrator: um not like that
Norman/Harry: sorry
Norman: Mayo!
Harry: No Mayo!
Narrator: thats better
Harry/norman: thanks!
Harry: Gotta go!
Norman: KETCHUP AND MAYO!
Harry: MUSTARD AND NO MAYO! -walks up steps and looks for peter confused- Isn't Pete supposed to be in this scene? -Takes out script and reads- Yep ok so Pete is supposed to be right HERE! -Peter is nowhere to be seen-
TO PETER! (We see a whirling backround scene with Peters head moving closer and behind (Like batman the live action siries))
Peter: -is eating a sandwich with ketchup and mustard and mayo- I'm so glad I skipped the scene of meeting Mr. Osborn today!
BACK AT HARRY (NO WHIRLY SCENE)
Harry: -is growing impatient (ok well he is growing angrier!)- WHERE IS PETER THAT BLEEP WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HERE HOURS AGO!
Peter: -runs up- sorry I'm late I had to get lunch
Harry: Mustard with no mayo right?
Peter: What?
Harry: you got a sandwich with mustard and no mayo right?
Peter: actually I got...
Norman: Ketchup and Mayo! Good boy!
Peter: Actually I got Ketchup Mustard Mayo and banana!
Norman/Harry: O.O
Peter: what?
Guy: HEY COME ON IN THEY HAVE GENETIC SPIDERS AND THE WINNER OF THE CONTEST GETS TO BE BITTEN BY ONE!
Peter: OUT OF MY WAY!
Norman: Such a good kid! Well by son ... uh...
Harry: HARRY! MY NAME IS HARRY!
Norman: no your name is ...uh... that is your name!
Harry: O.O
INSIDE:
Announcer: OK NEXT CONTESTANT ON "WHO WANTS TO BE BITTEN BY A RADIOACTIVE SPIDER!" COME ON DOWN!
Peter: -Goes on down- Hi My name is...
Announcer: WHO CARES YOU WIN!
Peter: -Gets bitten- OW! I mean NEAT!
AT PARKER HOUSE.
Uncle ben: -is trying to put a lightbulb in by pressing it up against the holer and letting it go. There is a pile of broken glass on the floor-
Aunt May: CLEAN THIS UP NOW BEN!
Uncle Ben: Do I have to?
Aunt May: NOW!
Uncle Ben: Ok ok
Peter: Hiya Byea!
Uncle Ben: Wow teenagers sure are weird these days
TO BE CONTINUED.