Bloody Valentine - A Tribute to Muraki and Tsuzuki

WARNING: Yaoi, character death Songfic to Good Charlotte's Bloody Valentine Rated PG-13 because I don't think it's a kid's song ONE SHOT

(I have to wonder why no one else thought of writing this.)

Darlings, I've been planning this fic for a long time, and here it is. Ta ta Duckies.

Oh, my love, please don't cry

I'll wash my bloody hands and we'll start a new life

My darling Tsuzuki, do not cry. The boy isn't worth it, and besides....My bloody hands have been cleaned.

It is time to come with me to live.

I ripped out his throat

And called you on the telephone to take off my disguise

Just in time to hear you cry

I ripped his throat open, slicing a perfect line across his jugular vein. Blood spilled from his neck onto my knife, hand and crisp white jacket.

I had grinned, and spotted a telephone sitting on his bedside. With fluid motion, my pale fingers dialed the number.

Ring.

Ring.

Ri-.

"Hello? This is Tsuzuki," the voice on the other end said cheerfully.

"Hello Tsuzuki-san," my voice purred. "How nice it is to speak to you."

"Muraki?!" you gasped in anger and disbelief. "What do you want?"

I chuckled. "I called you to say that I have eliminated the obstacle."

"What?" you asked, fearfully and confused. How I love your fear........

"The boy is dead."

When you mourn the death of your bloody valentine

The night he died

You mourned the death of your bloody valentine

One last time

I chuckled as your breathing quickened. You're crying, aren't you, Tsuzuki- san?

That's fine for now. Just mourn for this one night, for the last time.

Oh my love please don't cry I'll wash my bloody hands

And we'll start a new life

I don't know much at all, I don't know wrong from right

All I know is that I love you tonight

"Tsuzuki, you shouldn't cry," I said in a comforting manner. "My hands are clean now, and its time for you to come with me."

"DAMN YOU TO HELL!!" my purple eyes cherubim cried, your pain and high emotions displayed plainly in your voice. I shuddered with excitement. I adore your pain!

"Now now, lets be nice," I commented with a cute laugh.

"SHUT UP!!"

I didn't care about what I had done right now. I felt as though it had been the right thing to do, but even if it wasn't, I wouldn't be concerned. I no longer know the difference between right and wrong. "I love Tsuzuki-san," I thought, "That is all I know."

There was...

Police and flashing lights

The rain came down so hard that night and the

Headlines read "a lover died"

No tell-tale heart was left to find

Since I killed him in Meifu, the police were all over the apartment. Their sirens blared and whirred loudly in the night. The rain came down in a heavy sheet, brining life to the plants.

I had read the paper this morning and was pleased to see that my handiwork had been given a reference in the paper. Hisoka's death made the headlines, much to my surprise. "Lovely Young Man --Murdered." I can't wait to see what happens when they recognize you for who you are, a boy who had died nearly ten years before. I'm so excited!

Maybe sometime there will be women gossiping about you........Heheh.

When you mourn the death of your bloody valentine

The night he died

You mourned the death of your bloody valentine

One last time

You are mourning, I'm sure, Tsuzuki-san, the death of your valentine covered in blood. He died tonight, so mourn for him for this night only, the last time.

He dropped you off I followed him home

Then I stood outside his bedroom window

Standing over him he begged me not to do

What I knew I had to do 'cause I'm so in love with you

You had a date that night, as it was Valentine's Day. The two of you went out to eat at your favorite restaurant, and had a jovial time. The two of you walked home, and since your house was closer, Hisoka dropped you off. I followed him to his apartment, and stood outside his window, watching as he dressed himself for bed.

Then, I entered through his bedroom window, and unsheathed my knife. He turned, saw me, and let out a shriek that was very befitting. His wondrous green eyes begged me not to harm him, but since I'm so in love with you Tsuzuki, I had to do it.

Oh my love please don't cry I'll wash my bloody hands

And we'll start a new life

I don't know much at all, I don't know wrong from right

All I know is that I love you tonight

Please don't cry Tsuzuki. I'll wash my hands and will take you away once again. I could have been right. I could have been wrong. But it doesn't matter. All I know is that I love you.

I hope you like this, people. I tried hard to make Muraki pleasantly enthused about the whole situation. ;; I do wish you enjoyed it...