Let's have a disclaimer!

Rick: Why me again?

Because no one likes you.

Rick: YOU are the only one who doesn't like me.

That point is completely trivial. Now, disclaimer.

Rick: Lone Kunoichi doesn't own Natasume, any of their products, Know Your Stars, or Doctor's chicky suit.

Even though I'd really like one…Hey, Doctor! Where did you get your suit?

Doctor: You are supposed to be hosting a story here.

But I am. Besides, I'm sure the readers would love to read where you happened upon such a strange yet wonderful item.

Doctor: I have my scrubs tailored for me by "Occupational Outfitters", a company over in the city.

You know every well which suit I'm talking about!

Rick: We might as well let the one-shot begin.

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DREAM A LITTLE DREAM! ONE!

Carter smiled. It was another wonderful day in Mineral Town. The sun was shining. The birds were singing. The song "Morning" was playing in the background?

Ignoring that irregularity, Carter spotted Claire heading over to him. He waved at the female farmer but she ignored him. She ran right past him. Carter stared. What could have happened on such a wonderful day to make Claire so mad?

Sprites.

Claire had just discovered that the sprites were not going to work for her tomorrow and she demanded to know why. After all, it wasn't like tomorrow was even a holiday at all. It was just the cooking festival. All people did was cook food and give it to Gourmet. Claire didn't have time to take care of her animals. She had to cook a masterpiece so that she could finally win one of those cook offs for once. Every single girl in town had won one except for her and Karen. What did THAT mean? Unless she wanted to lower her standards all the way to Rick, Claire had to win.

She rushed past the church and down the path that led to the hut where the sprites lived. Claire pushed open the door and was about to yell when she saw a strange sight in front of her.

The sprites were standing in a line and one by one, they shouted out "Together!"

Then they got in a circle and as they stepped in the middle began to merge together. A blinding light flashed across the room. When it passed, in place of the sprites stood Gourmet.

"G. O. O. D!" said Gourmet. "We're all together."

Claire passed out and from that day forth NEVER EVER made the sprites work for her again.

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Lone Kunoichi: Sorry for offending anyone's favorite characters and the size. The dreams aren't really long but I still could have found some bonus stuff to fling in there. I hope that this is remotely funny. Here's that ficlet! Unfortunetly, I doubt that I'll finish Kappa's Revenge anytime soon. I apologize for being a bad writter. Anyways, I think this would be a good opportunity to thank all of you for your support and laughs.

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