Duperghoul- Welcome readers to 'Pasta with the Creeps'.
ZalGhoul- Whatever, let's get this done with!
Duperghoul- It's also my first musical fanfiction!
ZalGhoul- WAIT, WHAT?
Duperghoul doesn't own any creepypasta or songs that he parodies...
EPISODE 01: A NEW HOME!
Zalgo stood in his lair. The lord snapped his fingers, making a dozen creepypasta enter his lair.
The creeps looked up at the Lord. He grinned at all of them.
"I have an assignment for you all," Zalgo started gaining their attention.
"I have had enough of you creeps killing," the lord said.
"You will be transported to a whole new land. You must place it in order and make it sustainable to live in for all creeps," the lord continued.
"Shouldn't be so hard," Ms. P said.
"Oh, but I have some strict rules everyone must follow. Rule number one, you can't kill," Zalgo stated.
The creeps growled at Lord Zalgo.
"Rule number two, you can't make any interactions with humans," the lord shouted.
"And finally, no human must know about this place," Zalgo finished.
"Why should we listen to you," Sonic. EXE demanded.
"Or, I'll keep you trapped with me for eternity! Follow my rules and you shall have immortality," Zalgo stated.
"Sounds like a deal," Laughing Jack smiled.
"Besides, you don't want to mess with me. I am your Lord, so pay attention," Zalgo said before a beat started up.
Zalgo then started to sing to the song, Voltaire's Land of the Dead.
Tons of black lost souls floated around every single creepypasta for protection, as the Lord begun to sing. The more he sung, the more flames surrounded the creeps.
"Land Of The Dead"
Solo by Lord Zalgo, with lost souls as background singers and forms into each greek monster that is referenced.
The Minotaur's my butler
The Cyclops my valet
A Centaur draws my chariot that takes me down the way
Through a river made of fire
To a street that's paved in bones
I got a dozen zombie skeletons to walk me to my throne
In the land of the dead
Heck boy, ain't it grand?
I'm the overlord of the underworld
Cause I hold Horror's Hand
In the land of the dead
I'm darkside royalty
I'm far renowned in the underground
And you can't take that from me
whoa, (whoa) whoa, (whoa) whoa (whoa)
Cerberus my lap dog is loyal as can be
My bed is made of skulls, I'm in the lap of luxury
I've got a Dragon's Blood jacuzzi
the Gorgons think it's cool
And a seven-headed Hydra livin' in my swimmin' pool
In the land of the dead
Heck boy, ain't it grand?
I'm the overlord of the underworld
Cause I hold Horror's Hand
In the land of the dead
I'm darkside royalty
I'm far renowned in the underground
And you can't take that away from me
No you can't take that from me
After the song, Lord Zalgo snapped his fingers making a green vortex appear from behind the other creepypastas.
"Now go, but don't forget my rules," Zalgo shouted.
The vortex grew bigger and begun to suck in the other creeps, like a vacuüm. Some struggled, but it was no use as they were dragged into the vortex.
Before they knew it, the summoned creepypastas were sucked inside the vortex.
The creeps closed their eyes as they landed on some soft grass. They opened their eyes and saw a ghost town.
Lonliness Eevee cried and pointed with its nose at a sign. Skin Taker saw the sign too, and read it,"PastaVille."
"Let's go," Grim the Cannibal lead as the creeps went into the ghost town.
In the distance, Sonic. EXE and Tails Doll saw a green hill. The two smiled at each other, before flying over to the green hill. The two then landed on top of the hill.
Tails Doll looked and saw that the entire ghost town was in eye's view.
"I guess this home would work," Tails Doll said.
"I shall call it, New Hill Zone," Sonic. EXE shouted.
Tails Doll and Sonic. EXE begun to explore their new home.
"And if that Zalgo thinks I'm going to follow his rule on 'no killing', he's got another think coming," Sonic. EXE said.
Meanwhile at the gates of the ghost town, Slender turned towards his proxy minions. He waved his tentacles, before leading them away from PastaVille. Slenderman and his proxy's then came across a new forest.
Ticci Toby smiled at the forest.
"This place shall be perfect, master," Ticci Toby said.
Then all the proxies went inside the forest. Slenderman and his minions went deep inside the forest, before reaching the heart.
Proxy Kate pointed to some trees. Toby looked and saw an old and destroyed treehouse.
"I-I thi-nk we can fix it," Toby stuttered.
Slenderman looked around and saw an empty cabin. Slenderman lead his proxies into the cabin.
Hoody and Masky went around the small cabin and saw that it was in great shape.
"Yeah, this place will do," Hoody said.
"Agreed," Masky stated.
Soon, Laughing Jack was smiling as he was looking around PastaVille.
The clown gasped as he came across a broken down carnival.
He grinned going towards the gates and entering the carnival. Laughing Jack laughed as he hopped around the carnival.
"This look's like fun, I've never seen anything like it," Laughing Jack shouted to the skies.
Jack looked around his first carnival with a big grin.
"I fell a song coming on," he whispered.
Parody of NBC's "What's This?"
Solo by Laughing Jack
What's this? What's this?
There's color everywhere
What's this?
There's giant rides in the air
What's this?
I can't believe my eyes
I must be dreaming
Wake up, Jack, this isn't fair
What's this?
What's this? What's this?
There's something very wrong
What's this?
I'm starting to sing songs
What's this?
The streets are lined with
games for laughing
Everybody will be happy
Have I possibly gone daffy?
What is this?
What's this?
There's targets that are hit with balls
instead of throwing heads
If you win, you get toys
And absolutely no one's dead
There's fun on every attraction
Oh, I can't believe my eyes
And in my bones I feel the warmth
That's coming from inside
What's this?
In here you've got a little carousel, how queer
And who would ever think
And why?
It's covered with animal things
It's got moving lights on strings
And there'll be smile on everyone
So, now, correct me if I'm wrong
This looks like fun
This looks like fun
Oh, could it be I got my wish?
What's this?
Instead of screams, I swear
I can hear music in the air
The smell of candy and sweets
Is absolutely everywhere
The sights, the sounds
They're everywhere and all around
I've never felt so good before
This empty place inside of me is filling up
I simply cannot get enough
I want it, oh, I want it
Oh, I want it for my own
I've got to know
I've got to know
What is this place that I have found?
What is this?
After the song, Laughing Jack looked around and saw a sign.
"Carnival of innocents," he read.
"Well, this should be fun to fix and run," Laughing Jack laughed.
So Laughing Jack begun to explore the Carnival of Innocents, checking on every ride.
"Kathryn will love this," Laughing Jack said to himself, before looking sad.
"Oh wait, I'm not aloud to make human interactions or let them know about PastaVille," Jack grumbled.
Meanwhile, Pirate Percy, Horace the Horrible and Skin Taker came across a small river.
Pirate Percy looked around and saw a blue bridge. "Lets go," he pointed.
The three pirates crossed the bridge, before coming across an empty fishing shack.
"We can take home here," Horace pointed to the shack.
"Yeah, and tomorrow we will get started on building a new puppet stage," Skin Taker replied.
"Then it's a deal," Pirate Percy said before opening the fish shack door.
He held it open as his two puppet friends entered their new home.
The three puppets saw a small square table, and sat down.
"So I say we build another theater, right here in PastaVille," Skin Taker said again.
Horace took out some blueprints. "I already have the design," Horace said laying the blueprints on the table.
Later, Jane the Killer was following Jeff the killer down an abondoned road.
Jeff sighed, before saying,"How am I supposed to follow Zalgo's rules? I mean, 'killer' is in my name."
"Pfft, people just place those in our names, for us to sound scarier," Jane said to him.
"Either way, I have my eyes on you. One time I catch you, and I'm not aloud to finish you off," Jane the Killer said, grabbing the boy's neck collar.
"Not in this fanfiction," Jeff the killer smiled, as Jane let go of him.
The two then came up to some apartments.
"After you, miss," Jeff said motioning to the apartments.
Jane sighed and shook her head in disbelief, before walking up to the apartments. Both of the killers entered the complex, and began to chose a room on the first floor. She chose her new house as Jeff smiled taking the room next to her.
"See you tomorrow, princess," Jeff the killer smiled.
"Oh shut up," Jane shouted as she slammed the door behind her.
"Don't worry, you'll get her," a female voice said.
Jef looked around, before seeing Ms. P grinning at him.
"She'll crack one day," Ms. P said.
Ms. Pencilneck then went up the staircase and stopped on the second floor. Ms. P then smiled as she entered her new home inside the apartments. The witch then lied down on her bed and stared at the ceiling.
Outside, it was getting dark, as The cannibal Grim was walking in the town square, when he saw a torn down 'Sandwich King'.
"Perfect," Grim whispered while licking his lips.
The cannibal walking inside the destroyed 'Sandwich King', and saw it's damage.
The white paint on the walls was peeling, the floor had cracks and were filled with bugs and rats, also the windows were broken.
Grim sighed looking at the damage.
"Looks like I'm going to has to fix this place up, before I can sell my 'special' meat," Grim muttered.
Grim dragged a mini cooler towards the back of the restaurant, before opening the lid next to the freezer.
Grim then begun stuff the freezer with his special meat, until it was all the way filled. As Grim kept on working, the sun began to set.
The Ghost Sally was depressed as she held her teddy bear close to her.
"I'm scared of the dark," she whimpered as she tiptoed through out PastaVille.
She then stepped on Grinny Cat's tail, while he was sleeping. Grinny hissed before pouching away.
"I'm sorry," Sally shouted back as the cat was out of site.
Then a hand touched her left shoulder.
Ghost Sally gasped before looking back and seeing Laughing Jack. The girl then smiled at the clown.
"Follow me," Jack said to the ghost, making her follow him towards the carnival.
Lonliness Eevee was shown dead at the front of the gates into PastaVille. In the distance, BRVR Pikachu was showing walking towards PastaVille, while holding a small TV in his hands.
TO BE CONTINUED
NEXT TIME: WE'RE GOING TO NEED A TV!
Duperghoul- Did you like it? Leave it in the review, as more is coming! I plan on continuing this story until next November.
ZalGhoul- You're forgetting A LOT of creepypastas!
Duperghoul- Any ideas for Creeps, leave it in the review. Of Course I have time for more to move into PastaVille
Zalgo: Morgan Freeman (Do I has to say where he's from)
Laughing Jack: Stephen Fry (Known for narrator from LittleBig Planet)
Pirate Percy, Horrible Horace, and Skin Taker: Tom Kenny (Known as Spongebob)
Sonic. EXE and Tails Doll: Richard Horvitz (Known as Billy, from Grim Adventures)
Ticci Toby: Lucas Cruikshank (Known from YouTube's Fred)
Ghost Sally: Andrea Libman (voice of Pinkie Pie)
Grim the Cannibal: Sonny Strait (Voice of DBZ kai's Krillin)
Hoody and Masky: Christian Potenza (known from Total Drama)
Jeff the Killer: Ken Page (Known as Oogie Boogie)
Jane the Killer and Ms. P: Melissa Hutchison (Known as Walking Dead game Clementine)
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