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The tragic tale of ¿ and ?
Once upon a time in a hilly land with no hills, a young girl lived inside a cliff. She lived with her grandmama and her grandpapa and her name was Sara. The amazing thing was that Sara was a super woman! A witch!
She had been attending Slutney High school for fan fiction readers for the last 20 years, but being a witch, she a) hadn't learnt anything and b) couldn't be bothered to grow up. Slutney High school was a strict institution full of cruel teachers such as professor Bananabitch.
Back at Hogwarts, Prof. Dumbledore, who is the esteemed headmaster of Hogwarts for wizards, looked at his pupils. There was an air of depression as there was no girls to fool about with. The prof. were getting bored of not being able to hand out detention slips as they were all acting normal, except the gay couples which was rapidly flourishing. So, he decided to call prof. Bananabitch to see if she wanted to combine the two schools. She immediately accepted as she could not handle the responsibility of being head any more. The attraction of boy/girl was stronger than expected, except for the gay/lesbians who were perfectly happy in their old school.
Finally the big day came for the change. Banana witch bitch and Dumbledore met in D's office. There was a stench of mouldy sherbet lemons in the air. D and B stared at each other trying to wear the other down D's crooked nose. There was a big desition to be made and neither party wanted to give in.
They thought for five minutes when they heard an unusual noise from inside the cupboard.
'Not another Boggart' BB said,'they've been everywhere!'
'Have you actually looked' replied D
'No, it's good to let the students do it'
'Ahh' said D' I think I know what it might be.'
D walked over to the cupboard and tapped it with his wand. The grunts that were previously muffled became magnified.
He opened the door, he said pensively with a frown creasing his brow,'I thought so.'
(We won't go into anymore detail but let's just say that the consequences involved a lot of detentions and the issuing of condoms to the whole school.)
The tragic tale of ¿ and ?
Once upon a time in a hilly land with no hills, a young girl lived inside a cliff. She lived with her grandmama and her grandpapa and her name was Sara. The amazing thing was that Sara was a super woman! A witch!
She had been attending Slutney High school for fan fiction readers for the last 20 years, but being a witch, she a) hadn't learnt anything and b) couldn't be bothered to grow up. Slutney High school was a strict institution full of cruel teachers such as professor Bananabitch.
Back at Hogwarts, Prof. Dumbledore, who is the esteemed headmaster of Hogwarts for wizards, looked at his pupils. There was an air of depression as there was no girls to fool about with. The prof. were getting bored of not being able to hand out detention slips as they were all acting normal, except the gay couples which was rapidly flourishing. So, he decided to call prof. Bananabitch to see if she wanted to combine the two schools. She immediately accepted as she could not handle the responsibility of being head any more. The attraction of boy/girl was stronger than expected, except for the gay/lesbians who were perfectly happy in their old school.
Finally the big day came for the change. Banana witch bitch and Dumbledore met in D's office. There was a stench of mouldy sherbet lemons in the air. D and B stared at each other trying to wear the other down D's crooked nose. There was a big desition to be made and neither party wanted to give in.
They thought for five minutes when they heard an unusual noise from inside the cupboard.
'Not another Boggart' BB said,'they've been everywhere!'
'Have you actually looked' replied D
'No, it's good to let the students do it'
'Ahh' said D' I think I know what it might be.'
D walked over to the cupboard and tapped it with his wand. The grunts that were previously muffled became magnified.
He opened the door, he said pensively with a frown creasing his brow,'I thought so.'
(We won't go into anymore detail but let's just say that the consequences involved a lot of detentions and the issuing of condoms to the whole school.)