Disclaimer: Not mine and never will be, sadly
Authors note: I really haven't written anything in a REALLY long time, so please be gentle on me. And I'm also writing this at 12 am. R&R please ^_^!!! I hope you hope you enjoy!!!
The only sounds heard in the forest were of heavy breathing and slapping skin. The two, so consumed with each other, didn't take notice of the audience they had attracted.
"Why can't we ever be like them?" he asked.
"Because you always finish before we even start!"
A low growl came from deep in his chest.
"How dear you say something like-"
"Sesshomarou!"
"Kagome!"
They both stood there stupefied, not too sure if they heard them right.
"Did they…?"
"I think they did."
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"OMG! Kagura has the hots for you Sesshomarou! If only she really knew about your (looks down at his crotch) little problem."
"Shut up you insolent woman! And it seems Inuyaha still can't get over you."
"What else is new? It's sad really, how has their marriage lasted so long?"
His only reply, "Marriage of convenience I guess."