WHAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO READ IS A PACK OF LIES!
It is bad enough that the scribbler Murphy and his now dead partner Ben- Sapir have sullied my good name with their foul twisting of my life story. Now I see these so-called "fan-fics" exist, in which slothful, unimaginative fools make up stories about me without even paying the proper gold tribute that Murphy and Ben-Sapir at least had the decency to do.
I am told by my worthless pupil, Remo, that so long as these idiots state that they do not own the stories, then I cannot lay claim to their gold. Well, let me assure you that this pitiful descendant from the house of David (foolish king that one. Never asked for Sinanju's service. Herod, of course, was another matter) owns NOTHING. He will not even own his very life once I have found him.
Such is the way of the world, where a poor, frail old man must put up with such indignities in the twilight of his life.
As for this foolishness of now saying that Remo was a foul Japanese named Ranma is also insulting. It was hard enough to train an American pale piece of pig's ear such as Remo. The only thing Japanese are good for is stealing (for which their ninjas must forever hide their faces) and their laughable karate dancing. And as for betrothing Remo to a Japanese girl...he has proven far too inept to even give me a proper grandson as a dutiful son should! He simply cavorts about, wasting his seed willy-nilly, on any big- breasted harlot that would overlook his ugly whiteness. Oh woe is me, that I must suffer the indignity of an ungrateful son!
Mind you, having Remo turn into a weak female from time to time would be an excellent way to teach him some humility.
No, the fool would probably just try to perform lesson #36 on himself.
With moderate tolerance for you, I remain,
CHIUN
Reigning Master of Sinanju.
For those of you that have not had the good sense to know of Sinanju, yes, you may shake your head in disbelief, there are people who are too ignorant to know of the Sun Source of all the martial arts, lesson #36 is the 52 steps to bringing a woman to the pinnacle of sexual ecstasy (though I have never found it necessary to go beyond the first five).
It is bad enough that the scribbler Murphy and his now dead partner Ben- Sapir have sullied my good name with their foul twisting of my life story. Now I see these so-called "fan-fics" exist, in which slothful, unimaginative fools make up stories about me without even paying the proper gold tribute that Murphy and Ben-Sapir at least had the decency to do.
I am told by my worthless pupil, Remo, that so long as these idiots state that they do not own the stories, then I cannot lay claim to their gold. Well, let me assure you that this pitiful descendant from the house of David (foolish king that one. Never asked for Sinanju's service. Herod, of course, was another matter) owns NOTHING. He will not even own his very life once I have found him.
Such is the way of the world, where a poor, frail old man must put up with such indignities in the twilight of his life.
As for this foolishness of now saying that Remo was a foul Japanese named Ranma is also insulting. It was hard enough to train an American pale piece of pig's ear such as Remo. The only thing Japanese are good for is stealing (for which their ninjas must forever hide their faces) and their laughable karate dancing. And as for betrothing Remo to a Japanese girl...he has proven far too inept to even give me a proper grandson as a dutiful son should! He simply cavorts about, wasting his seed willy-nilly, on any big- breasted harlot that would overlook his ugly whiteness. Oh woe is me, that I must suffer the indignity of an ungrateful son!
Mind you, having Remo turn into a weak female from time to time would be an excellent way to teach him some humility.
No, the fool would probably just try to perform lesson #36 on himself.
With moderate tolerance for you, I remain,
CHIUN
Reigning Master of Sinanju.
For those of you that have not had the good sense to know of Sinanju, yes, you may shake your head in disbelief, there are people who are too ignorant to know of the Sun Source of all the martial arts, lesson #36 is the 52 steps to bringing a woman to the pinnacle of sexual ecstasy (though I have never found it necessary to go beyond the first five).