Ben Ten characters belong to Man of Action.
Ben walked up to his cousin Gwen who was napping peacefully on the couch and snickered. "I'm going to wake her up!" He put on a Bill Clinton mask and hid behind the couch. He jumped onto the couch and screamed at Gwen, "I DID NOT HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH THAT WOMAN!"
Gwen screamed and fell off the couch. She became extremely mad. "Ben, you jerk, you triggered my anxiety!" She hunched, folding her arms into a pose of feminine anger and resentment. "You're such a typical white male!"
"Cry about it on Tumblr," he retorted.
Grandpa Max walked into the room, looking disgruntled. "Hey, you two, knock that off." He glared at them. "Or I'll take you to the torture shed."
Both kids looked terrified into submission. They shook their heads. "We'll be good! We swear!"
"Okay then," he said. He went back into the other room.
"Well, I'm bored," muttered Ben. "Smell ya later, nerd." He went outside.
"Good riddance!" Gwen went to Tumblr to complain about Ben's white male entitlement to her friends. "My cousin is so stupid. Sometimes I wish one of his enemies would beat him up so I could laugh. But he never gets beaten because he's a Gary Stu written for standard white boy empowerment."
Suddenly there was a loud yell from outside.
"That sounded like Ben," said Gwen as she got up to look out the window. Sure enough, she witnessed Ben locked into a fight with the nefarious Doctor Animo, who was riding a giant frog. "Ha, looks like Ben is getting his butt kicked for once. I'd better go help him out, even though I don't want to." She went outside.
"Ben Tennyson, this time I will kill you for sure!" yelled Doctor Animo.
His mutated frog opened its mouth. The tongue came out and licked Ben in the face. It knocked him into the side of the house. Ben cried out in pain and mild emotional discomfort.
"Ew, frog saliva! I'm going to get Salmonella!" Ben screamed.
"Hang on, Ben, I'll save you!" Gwen yelled as she walked out onto the front yard grass. She started casting a spell.
"Not you again," said Doctor Animo angrily.
He commanded his frog to shoot out tongue again. Gwen made a shield which prevented a licking. She shot a beam at the frog, knocking both it and Doctor Animo down.
"Aaaaah," Doctor Animo cried as he fell to the grass.
"You're saved, Ben," Gwen said smugly.
"I wasn't in trouble," Ben muttered. He wiped off his slimy face. "But I hope you have a spell to cure Salmonella."
"Yeah, " she said. She casted it so it cured his possible and very likely infection.
"Okay, I have to kick Doctor Animo's butt now," Ben said to her. "Out of the way!"
"I don't think you need to," said Gwen.
Doctor Animo had caught Salmonella. He felt cramps and grabbed his stomach. "Oh no!" He had massive bloody diarrhea and shit his pants. He passed out.
Ben and Gwen laughed.
"Such a dork!" Ben exclaimed. "Looks like the day is saved again."
"Yeah, no thanks to you, Mr. Hero," Gwen taunted.
"I'm still more popular than you will ever be, even if I don't do anything," he said to her and stuck out his tongue to give a raspberry.
Angrily, Gwen went back inside to her laptop. She complained once again on her Tumblr.
The End?