Disclaimer: I do not own Pirates of the Caribbean or Care bears but I love them all.

Lets just SAY that there is a special piece of gold among the Aztec gold than instead of turning its owners into living dead it turns them into care bears. This is basically which characters would be what care bears and take note that I made up all these names. This will come in handy later on in the fanfic.

William Turner Pathetic Bear

Let's face it Mary Sue's he would be nothing with out Jack, except for in the black smith shop moping around because Elizabeth would be god knows where in the Caribbean.

"Aw, my girl friend was captured. I tried yelling and the pompous brits but they didn't do anything. This stinks. Now I have to practice 5 ours a day to keep my self occupied. I hope that Pirate doesn't come back and make fun of me again. I AM NOT A EUNICH, it was cold that day.

Captain Jack Sparrow Only Child Bear

Just picture Jack on Christmas morning or on Santa's lap. "I want a pirate ship, and rum, and pony, and rum and a pirate ship and world domination… I mean peace."

"Stop blowing holes in MY ship!", "Why is the rum GONE.", "This shot is not meant for YOU!.", "But you have HEARD OF ME.", "CAPTAIN! CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow!" just to name a few. I just picture him as a little five year old only child who wants everything his way. Don't get me wrong he is clever and uses that as his advantage to get more junk.

Barbosa Self Pity Bear

C'mon. He has a whole monologue telling you about his restrictions. I can't feel the warmth of a woman's touch, I am always thirsty, food turns to ash…. Yada yada Boo Hoo. Cry me a river.

"Poor old me I am the walking dead. I can't eat any apples and I can't even enjoy the underage girl I am tacking hostage on my ship. I can't feel anything…" ::gets shot:: "Ouch felt that! I feel…. Cold. Why did you have to shoot me only child bear? I get to feel again and now I am dead. This stinks fewy. And I still can't eat the apple… Damn you Jack…"::dies:: "Go away monkey."

Norington Pompous Bear

Yea, kind of obvious. The man acts like has a stick up his bottom.

"How on earth can Elizabeth resist me? I look like a tasty ice-cream cone. Yummy"

Elizabeth Teenage Hormone Driven Damsel in Distress Bear

This one was just common sense.

"Ouch… My poor beautiful body is too frail and delegate to handle this corset that makes me EVEN MORE attractive. It's so hard to be royalty so I think I am going to pass out be rescued by Johnny Depp. Embrace me in your strong muscular arms Johnny. I will gladly put on your belt but I will pretend to be mad so my daddy doesn't think I am 'that kind of girl.'" ::Turns to father:: "Don't shoot my rescuer. He is kind of cute. Oh well lets just get captured to Will can save me." ::later on:: "Ew this things are ugly and the Captain is hitting on me… any day now Will…:"

A/N: So this is just a few main characters. I will probably do more alter egos on like Gibbs and Governor Swann. Hoped you liked. If I get a few reviews I will start the actual fanfic. Should be interesting. R and R