I am your bane. I am your master. I am your nightmares embodied- I am the destroyer of your dreams

I am enemy to all- and friend to none. Victory against me is impossible- the very balance of nature does not hold me

I kill whoever I please, whenever I please

I am the slayer of gods, demons, and men alike- so deadly, in fact, to run against me is to guarantee a miserable, horrifying demise with absolutely no prayer of survival

Be it fleetest rogue- strongest fighter- or most devout paladin, you will fall before me

There is absolutely nothing you can do to prevent the eminent failure of all your pursuits

Rewriting the laws of nature to endow yourself with infinite life?

Laughable

Granting yourself infinite stamina to fight eternally?

The work of novices

Never in your life will you face a nemesis as merciless and all-consuming as I

I am everywhere: indoors or out- be it highest peak or deepest cave- you cannot escape me

The barest few who who are permitted to traverse my domain shall be suspended from your reach- I shall cackle with sadistic joy as you feebly attempt to destroy them- only to fall into my grasp and die once again

And, on the off chance you do vanquish such adversaries, I shall deny you your spoils- you will cry out as I deprive you of your hard earned provisions time and again- be it modest medicines to irreplaceable and coveted weapons and armors of the lords themselves

They are mine- and there is nothing you can do to reclaim them

You will scream in rage as I render your "mighty" avatar helpless- all forward motion grinding to an instantaneous halt for uncounted hours- stranding you in the deepest depths of despair-

And let us not forget- that while darkness is your most dire enemy, he is my dearest ally, and renders my already godlike power completely insurmountable

Indeed- so treacherous and vicious am I- the gods of my world construct everything in your feeble existence to accommodate me- so I may render your life an unbearable and wretched hell more easily

I have spoken- your end is nigh

Hear my name and despair- for I am-

Gravity!