The J-Team Messes Up
by malkshake
One day Jackie and his j-team had just arrived home after finding some gay ass Talisman. "Hey jackie, wanna go have some fun time in the back room of the antique store?" Viper asked jackie. "No thanks viper" jackie said. "Why not?" asked viper. "Because your a whore and I'd probably get a shitload of STDs from you. Now leave me the fuck alone." Viper flipped him the bird and went off to fuck El Toro bitch. Jackie sighed. The person he really wanted to fuck was his niece jade. Though everyone on the j-team always fucked eachother and gave eachother blowjobs, jade had never fucked jackie or gave him a blowjob. Then he had an idea. The Bitch Talisman! This special talisman would enable the user to have sex with whoever he pleased. of course it had never been used considering how everyone on the j team had sex with eachother (Except for jackie and jade, of course).
Jackie walked over to Paco. The storage vault for the talismans was Paco's vagina because it was never used (paco was also excluded from the sexual activities, he just gave El Toro blowjobs). "Hey paco, I need the Bitch Talisman" jackie said. "Why the fuck do you need it?" Paco asked in his mexican accent. "Fuck you, you little bitch. Give me the fucking talisman". "okay" he said, and gave jackie the Bitch talisman. To thank him, Jackie fucked Paco's brains out. "Oh shit" said Uncle, sadly, who had watched the whole exchange. "we need to find another vault for the talismans now. Thanks a lot, you fucker, Jackie". Jackie didn't care because he was finally going to have his way with Jade.
He found Jade in her room, playing with a vintage hand-crank dildo she had stolen from Uncle's antique store. "Hi Jade" said Jackie. "What the fuck do you want?" asked Jade. Jackie held up the Bitch talisman to jade. "What the fuck are you doing?" jade asked, interested. "Shut up bitch and have sex with me!" "No!" "What the fuck, it's not working!" Jackie was horrified. He immediately ran downstairs and tried it on Tohru. It didn't work! "FUCK! The Bitch Talisman is a FAKE!" "I'll have sex with you" Viper offered. "Fuck no bitch. Who the fuck has the REAL bitch talisman then?" Jackie shouted. "Holy shit, the Dark Hand must have it!" Captain Black said. "You dumb cunts!" El Toro yelled "How could you let his fucking happen?" Then he moaned in pleasure from the blowjob Paco was giving him. "I'll go find it" Jackie offered. He wanted to have sex with Jade really badly.
He found some faggy strip club which was the dark hand's hangout. he checked all the strippers vaginas but couldnt find any talismans, though he found a shitload of other stuff, which he pocketed for later. "Hmm this is tricky" Jackie said to himself. He decided to take a break and bone Scruffy. "Wow scruffy you are good in bed". "Arf!" "Okay. Now I need to find the Bitch Talisman!". He then saw Valmont smoking a joint. The talisman must be in Valmont's vagina! Jackie thought. But how can I fuck him? he wondered. Just then Jade randomly appeared. "Jade, go and fuck Valmont". "Ok" said Jade. so she went and fucked Valmont with a strap on Jackie lent her. Jackie filmed it. But, sadly, while jackie was watching and filming, he had an orgasm so huge he passed out, hitting his head on a stripper pole, and dying. "Oh wow" said finn, who was fucking a whore in the corner "the j-team really fucked up this time!" Little did they know the Bitch Talisman was in Finn's ass. Oh well.
The end.