Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter or any other series or anime mentioned in this series of drabbles! If I did, they all would be a lot more demented than they are…
A/N: This little series of drabbles has many purposes. They are: to make up for any long intervals between updates, to help me through any writer's block I might be experiencing, and to do something with all my random little ideas that I can't use in WWtBtBBWWD. Sure there are prolly a bunch of other little subconscious reasons for this insanity, but I'm not gonna try and figure them out… Anyways… most of these are prolly gonna be really silly, but who knows, maybe a serious one will pop-up some where… I'm prolly not gonna do review responses for this one because most of the drabbles in here are gonna be pretty short… but if there are any really impressive reviews, I might just make an exception…
Title: Pet
Author: Iskjif
OoToO
Voldie sat in his throne and pouted.
He truly didn't understand why his Death Eaters were always so afraid of him.
The Dark Lord was always very nice to them. He baked them cookies, only crucioed them on special occasions, and asked them to call him Voldie, mummy, or mum. But despite his effort to make them comfortable they refused to call him anything but 'my Lord'. Really! The least they could at least call him Voldemort!
It was all very upsetting…
Well at least his Inner Circle understood. They were always very careful to show their gratitude for his kindness. And if they did fear him, at least they were good at hiding it.
Voldie's brooding was interrupted as Severus entered the throne room.
To the Dark Lord's shock trailing along behind the Death Eater was a pathetic, defeated looking boy with dark messy hair and brilliant green eyes. Voldie swallowed his disbelief and waited impatiently for an explanation, tapping his foot insistently.
Severus reached the throne and immediately started talking.
"Oh mum, can we keep him?" The man practically bounced in his excitement.
Voldie raised an eyebrow, silently asking for an explanation.
"I found him wandering around in London! I think he's been abandoned! Please mummy! Oh please can I have him?" Severus nearly squealed as he begged.
The Dark Lord resisted the urge to roll his eyes. Did Severus really have to get this way every time he found something he wanted? Last week it had been Lucius and Voldie had been hard-pressed to get the man to agree to spending the night with a hyperactive Potions Master… Voldie sighed.
"Oh alright… You have so wanted a pet-" Severus cut the Dark Lord off with his usual disturbing exuberance.
"Oh thankyouthankyouthankyou mummy!" The Potions Master stopped for a moment after glancing at the boy, "Aw… but he's so pathetic, so listless… Make him do something mummy!"
The Dark Lord sighed again. "Oh alright… crucio!"
They both looked at the boy's twitching body and frowned.
"Aw…" Severus whined, "Now he's only twitching… he's not screaming… that's no fun.."
The Dark Lord pouted.
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A/N: Well I hope you guys found that amusing… Please review! Just because I'm not doing review responses doesn't mean that I don't wanna hear from you! And really… as easily swayed as I am by good reviews, who knows what'll happen! Oh and just so you know, if anyone thinks that one of these should be expanded on, just tell me! I'll definitely think about it, and I'll see what I can do